Aqua Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? Old Man: Certainly not. Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me the time? Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time. Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how? Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.? Young Man: Possible Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter. Young Man: Smiles. Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you. Young Man: Smiles Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage. Young Man: Smiles Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission. Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 Re: May I know the time please? Now guys.... advice, go get a watch!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Re: May I know the time please? he he he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gator Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Re: May I know the time please? ahhahaha.... by the first half, i started thinking, the old guy was a gay...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Re: May I know the time please? :hic: Gator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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