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94-year-old Indian farmer claims to be world's oldest dad


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Ramajit Raghav has claimed that his wife Shakuntala, 59, gave birth to their son Karamjit just last month. The couple has described the boy as "god's gift" and isn't ruling out having more. "It is great that I have become the world's oldest dad, " the Sun quoted Raghav as saying. "I am a strong follower of Lord Shiva. I wanted to have an offspring and prayed for him. This child is god's gift to me." The proud father, who was a wrestler in his youth, puts his virility down to his high-calorie diet. He added: "My daily diet comprises of three litres of milk, half a kilo of almonds and half a kilo ghee (clarified butter). "I had visited a quack in the village and he gave me some tablets but I didn't take them and threw them away," Raghav added. It is unknown how many children Raghav has.he farmer lives in the village of Kharkhoda in Haryana, northern India. If his claims are true Raghav would take the title of the world's oldest dad from another Indian Nanu Ram Jogi. (ANI) http://news.oneindia.in/2010/12/30/94year-old-indian-farmer-claims-to-be-worlds-oldestdad.html Time to change my diet

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Reminded me of the age old joke: A 90-years man went to his doctor and started boasting how he got his young wife pregnant even at this age. The doctor decided to tell him a story: "Once a hunter was going to hunt an elusive man eating lion he had been chasing for ages. In the middle of one night, some villagers woke him up and told him that the lion had claimed another victim near by. In total rage, he dashed out to kill the lion and on his way out, by mistake, he grabbed the umbrella in stead of his gun. He tracked the blood trail, located the lion, aimed his umbrella and fired. Boom. The lion fell down dead with a bullet hole in his head." "Impossible" Said the old man. "Someone else must have shot him." "Exactly" Said the doctor.

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Reminded me of the age old joke: A 90-years man went to his doctor and started boasting how he got his young wife pregnant even at this age. The doctor decided to tell him a story: "Once a hunter was going to hunt an elusive man eating lion he had been chasing for ages. In the middle of one night, some villagers woke him up and told him that the lion had claimed another victim near by. In total rage, he dashed out to kill the lion and on his way out, by mistake, he grabbed the umbrella in stead of his gun. He tracked the blood trail, located the lion, aimed his umbrella and fired. Boom. The lion fell down dead with a bullet hole in his head." "Impossible" Said the old man. "Someone else must have shot him." "Exactly" Said the doctor.
:hysterical::hysterical: nice one
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Reminded me of the age old joke: A 90-years man went to his doctor and started boasting how he got his young wife pregnant even at this age. The doctor decided to tell him a story: "Once a hunter was going to hunt an elusive man eating lion he had been chasing for ages. In the middle of one night, some villagers woke him up and told him that the lion had claimed another victim near by. In total rage, he dashed out to kill the lion and on his way out, by mistake, he grabbed the umbrella in stead of his gun. He tracked the blood trail, located the lion, aimed his umbrella and fired. Boom. The lion fell down dead with a bullet hole in his head." "Impossible" Said the old man. "Someone else must have shot him." "Exactly" Said the doctor.
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