ViruRulez Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 I came here to share this website I found just now. It was named Dear Blank Just Blank. At first I saw the name and felt WTF. Then I saw the homepage and it was quite lame and archaic too and I was like WTF again. Then I started to read the first post and though meh. Then I read the second and went like its interesting. And after reading the next few posts I am actually enjoying it. In fact, it is one of the funniest websites I found on the internet. Maybe most of you already know but though of sharing in case nobody knew about it. it is a good timepass for sure and many of the sh|ts there would even pwn Siddhu. :giggle: The website is http://dearblankpleaseblank.com
flamy Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Dear America, It's so cold here, gangsters pull their pants up. Sincerely, Canada :hysterical: kaneda :isalute:
ViruRulez Posted April 29, 2011 Author Posted April 29, 2011 Some good ones I found on the first few pages Dear Oxford, If you misspell a word, will we ever know? Sincerely, genuinely concerned. Dear boys who aren't douche bags, Well, it's Saturday night and I'm watching Star Wars and surfing the net while eating Nutella off of a spoon. Where are you? Sincerely, girls who aren't dramatic ****s. Dear 72-hour deodorant, why? Sincerely, shower. Dear student who tells me she would do anything to pass the exam, Would you...... study? Sincerely, your teacher. Dear people, When someone tells you you're one in a million, that means there are 1000 people just like you in China. Sincerely, still feel special? Dear forlorn lovesick girls, If you're having to play 'he loves me...... he loves me not...' chances are he loves you not. Sincerely, reality check Dear society, If I start acting mature, that's all it'll ever be. Acting. Sincerely, stuck in the tree. Dear bra, Why aren't you called a booby trap? Sincerely, seems more fitting. Dear students, Please don't copy and paste Wikipedia into your papers. I have the internets too. Sincerely, your TA Dear heart, Please stop getting all up in my business. Your job is to pump blood, that's it. Sincerely, brain.
Stuge Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Dear Lady GaGa, At what point did you think wearing meat was a good idea? Sincerely, hungry kids in Africa.
ViruRulez Posted April 30, 2011 Author Posted April 30, 2011 Dear people of the world, What starts with a 'P' and ends with 'orn?' Sincerely, popcorn, sickos. Dear Pope, If you have so much faith in me, why do you go around in a car with 4 inches of bulletproof glass? Sincerely, God. Dear college scholarships, I'm a minority! I promise! Sincerely, white in Los Angeles. Dear clerk that's looking at me wierd, Would you rather I buy these condoms now, or that I buy diapers 9 months later? Sincerely, responsible teenager. Dear doctors, When you say that you are "practicing medicine," you actually know what you're doing, and you're not just practicing, right? Sincerely, nervous patient. Dear followers, I would rather have spiritual fruits then religious nuts. Sincerely, God.
Stuge Posted April 30, 2011 Posted April 30, 2011 Dear Pope, If you have so much faith in me, why do you go around in a car with 4 inches of bulletproof glass? Sincerely, God. :hysterical:
ViruRulez Posted May 1, 2011 Author Posted May 1, 2011 Dear Sarah Palin, You can see Russia from your house? I can see the moon from my back yard! Sincerely, I should be an astronaut! Dear male population, Just because you have one, doesn't mean you need to act like one. Sincerely, the female population.
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