koksmayu Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 Fed up of disputes over authority between the national team's players and management, the Pakistan Cricket Board has decided to have special lectures for them to ensure there is no wrangling over responsibilities and powers. A PCB source said the board's governing body has advised Chairman Ijaz Butt to take steps to ensure the captain, coach and manager were clear about their job profiles. "The governing body was not happy with the dispute that erupted between former captain, Shahid Afridi and coach, Waqar Younis on the West Indies tour over selection issues. And felt this could have been the result of their job descriptions not being communicated to them properly," the source said. He said the PCB has now decided to have special lectures delivered to the captain, coach, manager and players before their next tour abroad. Pakistan manager Intikhab Alam admitted there were disputes between Afridi and Waqar and this had a bad effect on the team. "I think there needs to be better communication among the management and with players and a better understanding of job responsibilities," Intikhab said. "There have been instances where players have tried to interfere in management work which is not good," he added. Pakistan captain Misbah-ul-Haq has also called for better coordination between the players, management and board to avoid disputes in future. Afridi and Waqar clashed during the one-day series in the West Indies over selection issues. Intikhab confirmed the dispute arose over selection of few players for the last two one-day internationals that eventually Pakistan lost and Afridi also walked out of team meetings after arguments with the coach. "The differences were only over selection issues otherwise there is no problem in the team," he added. The source said the governing body had said strict action should be taken against any member of the tour selection committee who oversteps his authority. The tour selection committee comprises of captain, vice-captain, coach and manager with the latter holding veto power in all matters. "The policy of tour selection committee will be followed by whatever the majority on the committee decides: that will be the final decision," the source add
Sachin=GOD Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 So, the lectures are going to be about how to become good fixers and professional cheaters :cantstop:
BERGKAMP Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 lecture 1 - how to bite cricket balls lecture 2 - how to roll up a joint lecture 2a - how to inject heroin lecture 3 - how to spot fix
Yoda-esque Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 Lecture schedule : ---------------- 1) How to un-retire after retiring (Lecturer : Rashid Latif) In addition to providing invaluable information about how to revoke your retirement,a case-study of an existing cricketer who has retired recently will be presented to the audience.The audience will then apply the various un-retirement methods learnt from the lecture to predict his un-retirement 2) Biting the ball - The right way (Guest lecturer Shahid Afridi ) Our esteemed lecturer will present innovative ball-biting techniques as well as present a small white paper on the aromatic properties of the cricket ball.As added bonus, he will also provide tips on how to respond to inane post match questions on ball-biting. Lunch recess - ----------Lots of red meat will be served in order to prepare for the phaasht bowling workshop to follow 3) Phaasht bowling workshop - This will be a fun exercise where everybody gets to run in as phaassht as they can and hurl the ball at obscene speeds without looking.You will be given extra consideration if the your face is completely covered by hair at the point of delivery.First person to lose an arm gets a special reward. Note - Please pick up your complimentary satchet of steroids and performance enhancing drugs and sundries on your way to the exit. 4) Dealing with Mental Torture - A case study by Ijaz Butt The honorable chairman shall provide an insight on psychological techniques involved in preventing player burnout. We would like to thank Misbah for unwillingly being the subject of this case study. HE was found practising his defensive technique against the bowling machine outside the Mohali stadium from where he had to be dragged away specifically for this exercise.
Cricket Tragic Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 Lecture schedule : ---------------- 1) How to un-retire after retiring (Lecturer : Rashid Latif) In addition to providing invaluable information about how to revoke your retirement,a case-study of an existing cricketer who has retired recently will be presented to the audience.The audience will then apply the various un-retirement methods learnt from the lecture to predict his un-retirement 2) Biting the ball - The right way (Guest lecturer Shahid Afridi ) Our esteemed lecturer will present innovative ball-biting techniques as well as present a small white paper on the aromatic properties of the cricket ball.As added bonus, he will also provide tips on how to respond to inane post match questions on ball-biting. Lunch recess - ----------Lots of red meat will be served in order to prepare for the phaasht bowling workshop to follow 3) Phaasht bowling workshop - This will be a fun exercise where everybody gets to run in as phaassht as they can and hurl the ball at obscene speeds without looking.You will be given extra consideration if the your face is completely covered by hair at the point of delivery.First person to lose an arm gets a special reward. More to come... :cantstop:
Ram Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 Pakistan Cricket and PCB – The gift that keeps giving :icflove: Where would us hapless souls be, but for the relentless entertainment provided by these super-stars of world cricket? :nervous: Following Pakistan cricket is like watching your favorite comedy movie except that it never ends!
NareshK Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 Lecture schedule : ---------------- 1) How to un-retire after retiring (Lecturer : Rashid Latif) In addition to providing invaluable information about how to revoke your retirement,a case-study of an existing cricketer who has retired recently will be presented to the audience.The audience will then apply the various un-retirement methods learnt from the lecture to predict his un-retirement 2) Biting the ball - The right way (Guest lecturer Shahid Afridi ) Our esteemed lecturer will present innovative ball-biting techniques as well as present a small white paper on the aromatic properties of the cricket ball.As added bonus, he will also provide tips on how to respond to inane post match questions on ball-biting. Lunch recess - ----------Lots of red meat will be served in order to prepare for the phaasht bowling workshop to follow 3) Phaasht bowling workshop - This will be a fun exercise where everybody gets to run in as phaassht as they can and hurl the ball at obscene speeds without looking.You will be given extra consideration if the your face is completely covered by hair at the point of delivery.First person to lose an arm gets a special reward. Note - Please pick up your complimentary satchet of steroids and performance enhancing drugs and sundries on your way to the exit. 4) Dealing with Mental Torture - A case study by Ijaz Butt The honorable chairman shall provide an insight on psychological techniques involved in preventing player burnout. We would like to thank Misbah for unwillingly being the subject of this case study. HE was found practising his defensive technique against the bowling machine outside the Mohali stadium from where he had to be dragged away specifically for this exercise. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Ultimate_Game Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 Lecture schedule : ---------------- 1) How to un-retire after retiring (Lecturer : Rashid Latif) In addition to providing invaluable information about how to revoke your retirement,a case-study of an existing cricketer who has retired recently will be presented to the audience.The audience will then apply the various un-retirement methods learnt from the lecture to predict his un-retirement 2) Biting the ball - The right way (Guest lecturer Shahid Afridi ) Our esteemed lecturer will present innovative ball-biting techniques as well as present a small white paper on the aromatic properties of the cricket ball.As added bonus, he will also provide tips on how to respond to inane post match questions on ball-biting. Lunch recess - ----------Lots of red meat will be served in order to prepare for the phaasht bowling workshop to follow 3) Phaasht bowling workshop - This will be a fun exercise where everybody gets to run in as phaassht as they can and hurl the ball at obscene speeds without looking.You will be given extra consideration if the your face is completely covered by hair at the point of delivery.First person to lose an arm gets a special reward. Note - Please pick up your complimentary satchet of steroids and performance enhancing drugs and sundries on your way to the exit. 4) Dealing with Mental Torture - A case study by Ijaz Butt The honorable chairman shall provide an insight on psychological techniques involved in preventing player burnout. We would like to thank Misbah for unwillingly being the subject of this case study. HE was found practising his defensive technique against the bowling machine outside the Mohali stadium from where he had to be dragged away specifically for this exercise. :hysterical: Good one
Yoda-esque Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 :hysterical: Good one Thanks Bro - I'll add a few more today :--D
ganeshran Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 This thread is begging for a post by Ultimate_Game :D
ganeshran Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 Lecture schedule : ---------------- 1) How to un-retire after retiring (Lecturer : Rashid Latif) In addition to providing invaluable information about how to revoke your retirement,a case-study of an existing cricketer who has retired recently will be presented to the audience.The audience will then apply the various un-retirement methods learnt from the lecture to predict his un-retirement 2) Biting the ball - The right way (Guest lecturer Shahid Afridi ) Our esteemed lecturer will present innovative ball-biting techniques as well as present a small white paper on the aromatic properties of the cricket ball.As added bonus, he will also provide tips on how to respond to inane post match questions on ball-biting. Lunch recess - ----------Lots of red meat will be served in order to prepare for the phaasht bowling workshop to follow 3) Phaasht bowling workshop - This will be a fun exercise where everybody gets to run in as phaassht as they can and hurl the ball at obscene speeds without looking.You will be given extra consideration if the your face is completely covered by hair at the point of delivery.First person to lose an arm gets a special reward. Note - Please pick up your complimentary satchet of steroids and performance enhancing drugs and sundries on your way to the exit. 4) Dealing with Mental Torture - A case study by Ijaz Butt The honorable chairman shall provide an insight on psychological techniques involved in preventing player burnout. We would like to thank Misbah for unwillingly being the subject of this case study. HE was found practising his defensive technique against the bowling machine outside the Mohali stadium from where he had to be dragged away specifically for this exercise. :hysterical::hysterical:
Cricket Tragic Posted July 6, 2011 Posted July 6, 2011 This thread is begging for a post by Ultimate_Game :D You're too slow. :headshake:
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