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Telegraph Sport's Jonathan Liew shatters the myth of Tendulkar’s greatness


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When one person tried to explain another that its sarcasm....

Manish K Mishra 08/02/2011 10:54 AM Recommended by 13 people The most ill-researched blog I ever read in my life. Although I am neither a great fan of Tendulkar nor of Cricket, but the title attracted me to read this blog..The myths of Jonathan are busted as follows 1. There are more than 150 excellent cricket grounds in the world, since Tendulkar has 99 centureis only... how can he play on all the grounds. Only 44 in the tests... 2. Sachin has test centuries against all test playing nations, you fool. You cannot even count to the numbers which Sachin has scored playing...you idiot. 3. Ashes is played between Austalria and England, and (un)fortunately Sachin is not the citizen of these countries. 4. Sachin is 5 feet 5 inches.... 5. You might be the 'broker' that's why you know all the details ...you bookie...
abhishekpl 08/02/2011 03:43 PM Recommended by 13 people Manish you retard, it's a sarcastic article, none of the points are true and the writer knows it.. it's written to poke some humor...
Sombit Kumar Bose 08/02/2011 04:00 PM Abhishek Haha.. its just like a slap to Indians My Dear its is not just sarcasm. Sorry to say but just for few Indians like you we have bow down in front of other countries Dear..
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :facepalm:
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Ya' date=' but who cares. We rather want you to understand us, not other way around. [b']Just say bollywood is good, curry is good etc etc and we'll invest some money in your country.
i'd rather kill us all...
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i'd rather kill us all...
Why so serious?
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Another one:

satguru 08/01/2011 08:40 PM Recommended by 16 people 1) This article is absolutely brilliant. Its called satire, people, and its simply hilarious. 2) I am absolutely ashamed and embarassed that so many of my fellow Indians have responded in such a negative manner to an article which was obviously poking some light-hearted fun at Tendulkar's greatness. 3) To everyone saying this article is terrible, get a sense of humour, better yet, get a damn brain
Nikhil Agarwal 08/02/2011 10:56 AM Recommended by 2 people but dude, the facts presented are wrong...Australia a minnow....Sachin playing ashes... Is it possible?
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ok..stop reading comments section' date=' Pakis have taken over it acting as Indians with posting utter rubbish comments to show India in poor light ![/quote'] funny if joking... but if you're serious then you're stupid. These are all indians.
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Forget about the people who dont have sense of humor , but media too :facepalm: AXh9V8CEuTo I dont understand why we are so intolerant to criticism..
I was always confused bout dis channel if it was real or joke but now i confirmed dat dis is jus a joke ass channel :yay:
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Oh man.. this is.. :hysterical::hysterical:

Yeah but in order to understand humour you must understand the drift and jest of the Language. Most Indians don't which is why you have farcical situations like these. Indians make it impossible sometimes for their countrymen to defend them.
Agree with that. But I must say to a certain extent, it has to do with general intelligence as well.. :cantstop: ..in other words, some of those people will fail to understand the same article in their own language.. actually it could have been more dangerous if that was the case.. :haha:
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There is nothing special about Lords and Oval. Mermaids dont swim in the outfield during the twilight hours, Don Bradman's ghost does not mysteriously take stump from a Dickie Bird who is having an outer body experience... Yes, they began playing cricket there, just as i am sure they began playing football in some parched, grassless pasture in some part of the world. The pitch is not particularly treacherous, the wind not sensationally unpredictable... I am so fracking tired of this nonsense, 'oooh he scored a century at lords', 'oohhh he took a five wicket haul at oval', 'oohh he took at **** at the buckingham palace'... Its no fracking big deal. What really one needs to consider here is what were the factors that caused an in form tendulkar to not pile on the runs where a batsman of equal caliber as him, dravid succeeded, or better yet, lets ask the question that do any of our bowler have a paid dangling between their legs? or do they retract into their stomachs whenever zaheer leaves the field?

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