CC1981 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Yeah..i went to one matinee show too when i was 14. Got p!ssed off and left 30 min in the 'movie'. Indian idea of 'porn' is women taking bath with saree on, guy and girl wearing full dress, gets in bed, pulls up blanket to their ears and then undress under the blanket...hand comes out dropping the clothes to the side of the bed and quickly retreats under cover....i didnt even get to see a clear tit-shot! Bakwaas waste of paise ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 LOL..porn is illegal in India ? news to me ! The matenee shows in almost every movie theatre used to feature movies like ' Badan ki bhookh' and '10001 Arabian sex nights' when i was in India ( 96). Reminds me of how I would smuggle myself into such theatres constantly looking over my shoulders lest I be caught. Most such movies had few constant words in them - hawas, pyaas, bhook, jawaani Some immortal classics: Reshma hi Jawaani Hawas ki tadap Kamsin jawaani Good times. :shades_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC1981 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I know people watch it but wtf would it be illegal officially? Why are Hindu hardliners against it? Hindu hardliner views on sex today is similar to muslim views on sex or victorian era view on sex...sad thing is, while the west is like ancient india in matters of sex, india is like medieval europe in matters of sex today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaurav Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 When I was in India I used to watch hardcore Swedish and US porn on video. Thanks to my foreign walla Indian friend and his relatives video rental shop. Never saw any porn walla theatre. Even if I found one i would never have gone in. Imagine bumping into padose walle uncleji :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC1981 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 When I was in India I used to watch hardcore Swedish and US porn on video. Thanks to my foreign walla Indian friend and his relatives video rental shop. Never saw any porn walla theatre. Even if I found one i would never have gone in. Imagine bumping into padose walle uncleji :hysterical: Reminds me of my junior high friend in Kolkata...Debanondo. He was 3 yrs older than us (and you know indians for some dumb reason are really antsy about the age of the kids and which grade they are in) and already had beard-moustache happening when we were in grade 8. He used to bunk classes in mid-day to go watch some desi-porn. Our math teacher was a real 'karak' southie named Mani Pillai...he was in his late 20s, new teacher in school...and always marked homeworks like a karak teacher... he came around in start of class and collected homework notebooks... Anyways...one week Deba is bunking class for his usual mid-day fix and mr Pillai is also absentee... Next day when we had to hand in homework, everyone in class (all 40 of us) were AMAZED that mr Pillai 'looked over' Deba and 'forgot' to take his notebook.. next week when we had a quiz, he marked it, gave it back to us...except for Deba...who just got '85' ( Deba never got more than 50 in math without copying and only a fool dared copy in MP's class....he'd break the ruler on your palm! certainly broke it on mine!). Finally during lunch hr, we ganged up on Deba and were like 'WTF'...turns out the previous week when he went for his ' matinee porn fix', Mr Pillai was there...so Deba struck a deal...Mr Pillai wont fail him in math and Debanondo will 'forget' he ever saw mr Pillai in the moviehouse. So you see...running into people you know in a porn-house can work in your favour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gator Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 i was made a pass at, by a gay f_cker in the restroom in a bar.... the next thing u know, he had a loose tooth.... i dont mind them as long as they dont go around making passes.... it gets me very irritated... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 i was made a pass at' date=' by a gay f_cker in the restroom in a bar.... the next thing u know, he had a loose tooth.... i dont mind them as long as they dont go around making passes.... it gets me very irritated...[/quote'] I have that experience a couple of times Gator. Frankly I take it as a compliment really and if you tell them thats not the way you swing gays are quite okay about it . Have never had a bad experience really, though it does throw you off every single time. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gator Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Lurks, my friend is exactly like u.... he tells me to laugh it off and he treats it as a compliment... it is not really a bad way to deal with it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator_05 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Indian porn is ugly as hell. Fat, b*tchy women being screwed by scrawny, hairy guys. No wonder it's banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC1981 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 i was made a pass at' date=' by a gay f_cker in the restroom in a bar.... the next thing u know, he had a loose tooth.... i dont mind them as long as they dont go around making passes.... it gets me very irritated...[/quote'] I cant say i agree...its really quite extreme to break someone's teeth or get violent at someone for making a pass at you....it can be easily handled with words/intent. I dunno why but a lot of 'macho' acting men get so insecure when around gays and baato-baato mein bharak partey hain...relax...you dont have to watch your ar$e around gays...they are like women in this respect....they wont shamelessly keep hitting on you (like straight guys do on chicks in bars) just for some possible nookie. Plus...just like how you aint gonna chase a dyke if you are straight, a gayboy isnt gonna chase you if you are straight too...You dont have to keep an eye on them or watch your own ass....its insulting to think of them that way, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC1981 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Indian porn is ugly as hell. Fat' date=' b*tchy women being screwed by scrawny, hairy guys. No wonder it's banned.[/quote'] you forgot 'auntie-age' before women ! :haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaurav Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 I agree with CC. I have few gay mates and they are smashing people. Some of their friends try to hit on me and I definitely take it as a compliment. There is absolutely no need to get worked up over words. It's not as if they are grabbing your d**k or raping your a** :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 i was made a pass at, by a gay f_cker in the restroom in a bar.... the next thing u know, he had a loose tooth.... i dont mind them as long as they dont go around making passes.... it gets me very irritated... I would take it as a compliment. No one makes a pass at me, ever. Guy or girl. :lollypop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC1981 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I would take it as a compliment. No one makes a pass at me' date=' ever. Guy or girl. :lollypop:[/quote'] ayehayee...photu diklaooge zaraa ? :tounge_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gator Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I cant say i agree...its really quite extreme to break someone's teeth or get violent at someone for making a pass at you....it can be easily handled with words/intent. I dunno why but a lot of 'macho' acting men get so insecure when around gays and baato-baato mein bharak partey hain...relax...you dont have to watch your ar$e around gays...they are like women in this respect....they wont shamelessly keep hitting on you (like straight guys do on chicks in bars) just for some possible nookie. Plus...just like how you aint gonna chase a dyke if you are straight, a gayboy isnt gonna chase you if you are straight too...You dont have to keep an eye on them or watch your own ass....its insulting to think of them that way, really. i already told Lurks tht taking it as a compliment and smiling it off is the best way to deal with it.... but i dont like another guy visioning me takin his knob in my closet..... secondly tht guy was making a pass in the restroom of all places.... thirdly, i do feel bad for them.... it aint their fault... but u got to look after ur own azz, if u know wat i mean :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC1981 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 secondly tht guy was making a pass in the restroom of all places. Ooo..accha..to fir complaint withdrawn...sorry...i'd have clocked him too. Guy trying to hit on me in the loo will flip me out too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THX_1138 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 i think its best i stay away from this topic... my views on reduced government intervention on individual life has often been portrayed by jingoist hardliners are homophilic (did i just invent a new word?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gator Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aditi Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I have a few gay friends and one thing I have noticed and most of them also concur with is that their relationships are less stable than heterosexual ones. Insecurities are pretty high in the average homosexual relationship' date=' which might itself be a manifestation of how the society portrays and projects them.[/quote'] Agree totally. I have several close gay friends and spend a lot of time listening to their "gay man" relationship drama...they seem to break up, make up/move on soooooo much quicker than straight people do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Outsider Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 gator, I take it if some ugly as hell girl who literally repulses you makes a pass at you, you're going to go around smashing her face and dislocating her teeth as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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