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Sir John's granddaughter and Joginder Sharma's grandson to marry.
And the groom will come on a phaasssht bike rather than a ghodi and will do some sily bike stunts on National Highways before flying towards the bride's place :woot: Jeez that would be some funzz :yay:
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Serani's grandson will open a thread - "U mad brahs ! This time we will surely win the ****ing World Cup' date=' we have a fully paced Safrican bowling attack :yay:"[/quote'] Damn, I thought of posting along the same lines. :cantstop:
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Damn' date=' I thought of posting along the same lines. :cantstop:[/quote'] Yaa. A poster like Serani is must, even after 100 years on ICF. We love spanking them, don't we :cool:
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British PM protests against Indian Work Permit restrictions on UK Citizens Pakistan to get the next batch of F16s from the Smithsonian Museum An American boy with an IQ of 50 discovered, plans are on to extradite him to Asia :--D

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Secret ingredient in Milk Chocolate finally discovered In what may soon be known as the discovery of the millenium,a consortium of world renowned scientists have finally managed to uncover the secret ingredient present in the world's favorite food : "Dairy Milk Chocolate". That secret ingredient has been found to be "Red Brick" and scientists claim that it is this very ingredient that gives Milk Chocolate its distinct flavour.It was also the last piece of the jigsaw puzzle in unlocking the most protected recipe by Chocolate Companies for hundreds of years. Prof. Von Hom Voff from the consortium said that it took the group,some of whom are Nobel prize winners, 5 years and state-of-the-art equipment worth billions of dollars to uncover this secret ingredient.The break through , he claimed, was when one of his colleagues came up with the master stroke of dissolving the chocolate in milk to precipitate the secret ingredient.Sure enough, the secret ingredient was precipitated and after a series of molecular and particle analysis tests, was discovered to be red brick. The effects of this discovery could be enormous. Historians are now debating whether there was a corelation between the shortage of brick that led to worldwide depression in 2053 and the increasing demand in milk chocolates. Investigations now could be launched worldwide to determine if chocolate companies have been hoarding bricks thereby causing a demand for the same and propelling real estate costs. Curiously enough, this very discovery was claimed to have been made about 100 years ago by an Indian on a website called ICF.Sources tell us that he uncovered the brick using the very method of dissolving milk chocolate in milk.However, after announcing his discovery within his forum and being criticized and lampooned for his ludicrous claim, the dejected person soon gave up his fledgling profession and pursued a career in finance.That individual's name has been lost in obscurity . Our team,however, is trying to discover his identity.

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Secret ingredient in Milk Chocolate finally discovered In what may soon be known as the discovery of the millenium,a consortium of world renowned scientists have finally managed to uncover the secret ingredient present in the world's favorite food : "Dairy Milk Chocolate". That secret ingredient has been found to be "Red Brick" and scientists claim that it is this very ingredient that gives Milk Chocolate its distinct flavour.It was also the last piece of the jigsaw puzzle in unlocking the most protected recipe by Chocolate Companies for hundreds of years. Prof. Von Hom Voff from the consortium said that it took the group,some of who are Nobel prize winners, 5 years and state-of-the-art equipment worth billions of dollars to uncover this secret ingredient.The break through, he claimed, was when one of his colleagues came up with the master stroke of dissolving the chocolate in milk to precipitate the secret ingredient.Sure enough, the secret ingredient was precipitated and after a series of molecular and particle analysis tests, was discovered to be red brick. The effects of this discovery could be enormous. Historians are now debating whether there was a corelation between the shortage of brick that led to worldwide depression in 2053 with the increasing demand in milk chocolates. Investigations now could be launched worldwide to determine if chocolate companies have been hoarding bricks thereby causing a demand for the same and propelling real estate costs. Curiously enough, this very discovery was claimed to have been made about 100 years ago by an Indian on a website called ICF.Sources tell us that he uncovered the brick using the very method of dissolving milk chocolate in milk.However, after announcing his discovery within his forum and being criticized and lampooned for his ludicrous claim, the dejected person soon gave up his fledgling profession and pursued a career in finance.That individual's name has been lost in obscurity . Our team,however, is trying to discover his identity.
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: abso-fking-lutely brilliant.
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Secret ingredient in Milk Chocolate finally discovered In what may soon be known as the discovery of the millenium,a consortium of world renowned scientists have finally managed to uncover the secret ingredient present in the world's favorite food : "Dairy Milk Chocolate". That secret ingredient has been found to be "Red Brick" and scientists claim that it is this very ingredient that gives Milk Chocolate its distinct flavour.It was also the last piece of the jigsaw puzzle in unlocking the most protected recipe by Chocolate Companies for hundreds of years. Prof. Von Hom Voff from the consortium said that it took the group,some of who are Nobel prize winners, 5 years and state-of-the-art equipment worth billions of dollars to uncover this secret ingredient.The break through, he claimed, was when one of his colleagues came up with the master stroke of dissolving the chocolate in milk to precipitate the secret ingredient.Sure enough, the secret ingredient was precipitated and after a series of molecular and particle analysis tests, was discovered to be red brick. The effects of this discovery could be enormous. Historians are now debating whether there was a corelation between the shortage of brick that led to worldwide depression in 2053 with the increasing demand in milk chocolates. Investigations now could be launched worldwide to determine if chocolate companies have been hoarding bricks thereby causing a demand for the same and propelling real estate costs. Curiously enough, this very discovery was claimed to have been made about 100 years ago by an Indian on a website called ICF.Sources tell us that he uncovered the brick using the very method of dissolving milk chocolate in milk.However, after announcing his discovery within his forum and being criticized and lampooned for his ludicrous claim, the dejected person soon gave up his fledgling profession and pursued a career in finance.That individual's name has been lost in obscurity . Our team,however, is trying to discover his identity.
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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Pakistani Troll - India still searching for elusive 90MPH Bowler :giggle: :haha: ICF MOD team: FAIL, BCCI got fast bowling banned in 2012

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End of an era - The last person to use a wooden bat.
India beat mars by 2 wickets in digital toss match to win the world cup srt clone named player of the series,meanwhile England has launched a firm protest about alleged use of time machine to change the result of India eng series 2011
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Secret ingredient in Milk Chocolate finally discovered In what may soon be known as the discovery of the millenium,a consortium of world renowned scientists have finally managed to uncover the secret ingredient present in the world's favorite food : "Dairy Milk Chocolate". That secret ingredient has been found to be "Red Brick" and scientists claim that it is this very ingredient that gives Milk Chocolate its distinct flavour.It was also the last piece of the jigsaw puzzle in unlocking the most protected recipe by Chocolate Companies for hundreds of years. Prof. Von Hom Voff from the consortium said that it took the group,some of who are Nobel prize winners, 5 years and state-of-the-art equipment worth billions of dollars to uncover this secret ingredient.The break through, he claimed, was when one of his colleagues came up with the master stroke of dissolving the chocolate in milk to precipitate the secret ingredient.Sure enough, the secret ingredient was precipitated and after a series of molecular and particle analysis tests, was discovered to be red brick. The effects of this discovery could be enormous. Historians are now debating whether there was a corelation between the shortage of brick that led to worldwide depression in 2053 with the increasing demand in milk chocolates. Investigations now could be launched worldwide to determine if chocolate companies have been hoarding bricks thereby causing a demand for the same and propelling real estate costs. Curiously enough, this very discovery was claimed to have been made about 100 years ago by an Indian on a website called ICF.Sources tell us that he uncovered the brick using the very method of dissolving milk chocolate in milk.However, after announcing his discovery within his forum and being criticized and lampooned for his ludicrous claim, the dejected person soon gave up his fledgling profession and pursued a career in finance.That individual's name has been lost in obscurity . Our team,however, is trying to discover his identity.
:haha::haha: We killed the scientist in the adhikrit munim :doh:
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