theguyinallblue Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theguyinallblue Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 A donkey kicked sardar & ran away Santa ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theguyinallblue Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times Santa: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theguyinallblue Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 eacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theguyinallblue Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 Santa : Banta aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Banta: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theguyinallblue Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 Teacher: A for? Santa: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Santa: Jay mata di. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Teacher: A for? Santa: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Santa: Jay mata di. :hysterical: Hahahaha..classic...I am gonna use this one :wink_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Teacher: A for? Santa: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Santa: Jay mata di. :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gator Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Teacher: A for? Santa: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Santa: Jay mata di. :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ludhianvi Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 ok, I am offended by this:thumbs_down: :sad_smile: :angry_smile: :fight: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesiChap Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 ok, I am offended by this:thumbs_down: :sad_smile: :angry_smile: :fight: which one are you santa or banta ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Outsider Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Teacher: A for? Santa: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Santa: Jay mata di. This is freaking hillarious!!!:haha::haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varun Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 ok, I am offended by this:thumbs_down: :sad_smile: :angry_smile: :fight: Dil te mat le mundya. Aithe hor vi bade sikh haige. It's all fun n games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 ok, I am offended by this:thumbs_down: :sad_smile: :angry_smile: :fight: Hey c'mon Ludhiyanvi.....santa panta is not about religion or region....it is about the "santa banta " state of mind.... You can have tamilian santa banta,haryanvi santa banta,bihari santa banta ....or pahadi santa bantas............hain na?:dontknow::P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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