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mere paas gadi hai, BUNGLA hai. bank balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?


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From the famous movie lines: mere paas gadi hai, BUNGLA hai. bank balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Translation: I have a car, a house, bank balance, what do you have? Now put a persons(preferably a cricket and how he responds) I'll start as follows: Tendulkar: mere pass straight drive hai

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Akhtar: meri paas the following hai: 1. Licence to Chuck 2. Licence to dope 3. Licence to shove the coach 4. Licence to hit the captain 5. Licence to b*tch, moan and complain about anything 6. Diploma from the Juliard School 7. Licence... . . .

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Shewag- Mere pass ladoo hai OR pujari ki tond/belly hai GKD- Mere pass gaiyan/cows hai CC- Mere pass ganja hai OR Mere pass google ka khajana/treasure hai :wink_smile: MundaPakistani- Mere pass sheep ki clothing hai :hysterical: Lurker- Mere pass Russia aur India ka flag hai :haha: dsr- Mere pass Munda Pakistani ka phone number hai COB- Mere pass sar dard dene walli virgin wife hai :giggle: Ravi- Mere pass sabh ka IP address hai :hysterical: All the ladies in da house- Hamare pass GKD ka kacha aur pate mein us ka bacha hai :hysterical: Pred- Mere pass GKD ka framed autograph hai :giggle: Holydhuwan (holysmoke)- Mere pass take away se kharida hua murgi ka anda hai :hysterical: Sreesanth- Mere pass hijade walla dance hai Pathan- Mere pass express pace hai :cry_smile: Munaf- Mere pass bude admi ki body hai Raina- Mere pass khamba chadne ki technique hai (you know how he climbs everyone while hugging them)

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