Shoaib Akhtar wants to coach Team India

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Shoaib's secret letter to the BCCI president Srinivasan. BeeSheeSheeAoi, Oi halve bin washing Indiash painful loshes from Pindi. It painsh me yaar. I deshided to halp Indian cricket. Pleashe halp me too, i naid monie and lotshofit. I can coauch dish Indian team. I can tarn dem into world beatersh. Heresh a detailed plaan for da team. Sehwag: I cain bawl him back into form Gambhir: Ma baiting coach Taufeeq Umar will sart out his problemsh Pujara: He jush needsh luck, i cain bring him lotshofit. I wash sho lucky, I eshcaped ICC's baan for 5 yearsh i plaid crickit. Shachin: Sheeing mee in the dresshing room ish da only way he will retire Kohli: He'sh a new kid, i will be hish mentaar Dhoni: I jush shign up with Rhiti sportsh company, enuff shed! Umesh Yadav: I cain coash him on fitnessh and recovering from hoshpitaal Ishant Sharma: He'sh your Mohd Shami. He bawl phaast, he needsh mo luck, i bring luck. Fletcher: Maik him asst coach, i naid someone to count ma money. I **** count Attashing my reshume, BeesheesheeOi, pleash halp me, i halve not eaiten in 4 daish. http://indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=41183 _____________________________________________ Shoaib Akhtar 114 (Opp to HakimÃÔ house), Dope Bazaar, Rawal Pindi, Pakistan cell-1: 499-443767 (for Indian sponsors only) cell-2: 499-567412 (Bollywood babes, please call me!) tel: 6784321 (for Hakim: If you are unable to reach me, leave the packet at my door) e-mail: showape@gmail.com (PCB bashtards just email me) Objective

• I want to ball the fashtest ball and exshite people.
• I alsho want to be a legaan.d
• For a shange I wanna ban shomebody

Academics Education M. C LaÃÉore University, Math Arrears pending B. C. Pindi Unversity, Physhix Arrears pending. Test scores Chukcing test: Phailed first attempt. Passhed by 1 degree in second attempt. Dope test: Passhed official tesht IQ: Not applicable Awards and Honors

• Fashtest baller
• Highesht number of bans
  • Banned for smoking in elementary school
  • Banned for copying exam in high school
  • Banned for balling by ICC (thanks Dalmiya for reverting ban)
  • Banned for not balling (what can I do, I wash injured!) by PCB
  • Banned for tumpering ball by ICC chootiya$
  • Banned for dope abushe from ICC CT
  • Latest ban for whooping Ashif
  • Banned from ********** and ICF for trawling (******s!)

  [*]Spheshal award from Shewag for being the kindest baller. [*]For ninth conshecutive year, voted by PCB as ÅÐutshtanding playar.

Greatest Strengths

• Can ball fasht
• Great interpershonal skillsh. (ashk: Ashif, Inshi, Woolmer & PCB)
• Down to earth (when bowling to Shewagh)
• Greatast Match whinnah
• High kwality kriket brain. (Coached Sami)

Work Experience (Total: 9 yearsh)

• My recaard spheak for itshelf.

References 1)Shami 2)Inshi 3)Ashif

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