What would happen if the Indian cricket team was given a similar assignment as the Australian one?

[gs]

Duncan Fletcher: Boys, as you have heard Mickey Mouse Arthur gave his lads an assignment & fired a bunch of them. Well, am not going to fire you, i dont like to be fired myself, but do send in your thoughts on the team and the next test match. Sehwag: Need new captain and lots of samosas. Vijay: Got rid of Gambhir & Sehwag. LOL @ Dhawan, vaa matchi! Pujara: Aaargh! My knee hurts. Of course, am fit f***ers. SRT: Need more job security and pension plan for seniors Kohli: B**c**d (in Kohli's style) Dhoni: Per Srinivasan-ji, only allowed upto 3 lols per game. Sachin, Bhajji & Ishant are already playing. No room for Sehwag. Jadeja: Once i figure out which one of the 25 allround skills at my disposal is my key strength, i'll announce my role in this team. Ashwin: Aussies for lunch, NZ for dinner and WI for dessert. Who needs England ? Bhajji: I wish i could keep picking wickets, like you guys keep picking me, LOL! Bhuvi: I am proud to be called the leader of a "pace" attack. Ishant: I got one you morons. Got a wicket, now lay off me for another 2 years

:hysterical:

[Number]

Ashwin: Aussies for lunch, NZ for dinner and WI for dessert. Who needs England ? Bhajji: I wish i could keep picking wickets, like you guys keep picking me, LOL!

:hysterical::hysterical:

[Old guy]

ashwin one was awesome!