gs Posted March 12, 2013 Posted March 12, 2013 Just a hypothetical scenario, nevertheless an interesting one. Thoughts? :--D
Texan Posted March 12, 2013 Posted March 12, 2013 Out of 16 Aussie players in the squad, 4 did not come up with the answers. In India's case, captain and coach will be lucky if at least 4 came up with the answers. :winky:
Needforspeed Posted March 12, 2013 Posted March 12, 2013 No problem, the Indian players will run an ad campaign 'Pepsi hai to power hai' sponsored by Pepsi asking viewers to send in their Powerpoints with the best presentations getting a free case of Pepsi. Thay will receive millions of presentations. Everyone is happy.
urbestfriend Posted March 12, 2013 Posted March 12, 2013 Kohli doesn't have to write these stuff , he can pataoing coach by using fair and lovely :giggle:
G_B_ Posted March 12, 2013 Posted March 12, 2013 Bhajji- I will need to make it larger to be part of the team.
saneindian Posted March 12, 2013 Posted March 12, 2013 The head coach will be handed a one way ticket to his hometown/home country.
I6MTW Posted March 12, 2013 Posted March 12, 2013 They will pretend to be injured so the management will "rest" them for the squad so they can later play in IPL
Raghav_12 Posted March 12, 2013 Posted March 12, 2013 Nobody would have done anything for 4 days. On fifth day one person probably Pujara or Ishant would have done it. Others would have gone to xerox shop with that document (of Pujara and Ishnat) and got 15 copies. Later they would have submitted those copies individually.
Sidhoni Posted March 12, 2013 Posted March 12, 2013 No problem, the Indian players will run an ad campaign 'Pepsi hai to power hai' sponsored by Pepsi asking viewers to send in their Powerpoints with the best presentations getting a free case of Pepsi. Thay will receive millions of presentations. Everyone is happy. :two_thumbs_up:
gs Posted March 13, 2013 Author Posted March 13, 2013 Nobody would have done anything for 4 days. On fifth day one person probably Pujara or Ishant would have done it. Others would have gone to xerox shop with that document (of Pujara and Ishnat) and got 15 copies. Later they would have submitted those copies individually. Having major flashback of my college days here!! :--D
tweaker Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Ajinkya R.ahane will complete the assignment of all players and thay will submit it as their own.He will still warm the bench.The best assignment will be of Dhoni,followed by Ashwin.
Ultimate_Game Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Juniors (in this case bench warmers) wouldchave had to complete the home-work/assignment for the rest :winky:
coffee_rules Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 It will be outsourced to ghost writers in the press.
Sachin=GOD Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Nobody would have done anything for 4 days. On fifth day one person probably Pujara or Ishant would have done it. Others would have gone to xerox shop with that document (of Pujara and Ishnat) and got 15 copies. Later they would have submitted those copies individually. inspired by college :--D BTW nowadays there's a new system of "photocopy" in case the document has only to be studied and not submitted to someone - people just take pics and send to others - photocpy ke bhi paisey bachey...
JaFanatic Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 doesn matter whether they do the homework we will play with our settled combination
Bumper Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Duncan Fletcher: Boys, as you have heard Mickey Mouse Arthur gave his lads an assignment & fired a bunch of them. Well, am not going to fire you, i dont like to be fired myself, but do send in your thoughts on the team and the next test match. Sehwag: Need new captain and lots of samosas. Vijay: Got rid of Gambhir & Sehwag. LOL @ Dhawan, vaa matchi! Pujara: Aaargh! My knee hurts. Of course, am fit f***ers. SRT: Need more job security and pension plan for seniors Kohli: B**c**d (in Kohli's style) Dhoni: Per Srinivasan-ji, only allowed upto 3 lols per game. Sachin, Bhajji & Ishant are already playing. No room for Sehwag. Jadeja: Once i figure out which one of the 25 allround skills at my disposal is my key strength, i'll announce my role in this team. Ashwin: Aussies for lunch, NZ for dinner and WI for dessert. Who needs England ? Bhajji: I wish i could keep picking wickets, like you guys keep picking me, LOL! Bhuvi: I am proud to be called the leader of a "pace" attack. Ishant: I got one you morons. Got a wicket, now lay off me for another 2 years
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