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I found this satire funny. Especially this part:

"But what if you don't?" continued a worried looking Anushka. "I mean this whole thing just feels a little--" "I won't fail, darling. I mean I'd better not. Because - don't you get it? - you'll be watching me. Just you. Your eyeballs, in their sockets, staring at me. How can I possibly fail?" "Oh my god," she said in an even smaller voice. "Come again?" "Nothing, nothing. I'm just..." "So proud of me?" "Um… yes? How did you know I was going to say that?" "Because, babe. What the fans and media don't understand is the kind of relationship we have. Which is the kind where one literally finishes the other's sentences, especially yours. If they knew that they'd realise you can only have a positive impact on my cricket. God, I love you. You love me too, you know," he hastened to add. "You love me too."
:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
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