StriKe Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 Virat Kohli has revealed that he plans to buy the tickets for all the seats for RCB's next match so his girlfriend can watch him in unfettered peace. "Anushka and I are just sick and tired of all the talk from the media and fans about her presence at the games and how that apparently affects my form," said Kohli at a press conference. "This way, I can prove once and for all that the two are not connected in any way. If I make a big score with just her watching me at the stadium, no one can deny that she's good for me." And how does Anushka feel about the prospect of having a whole stadium to herself to watch her boyfriend perform? "Can I at least bring my mother or something?" she asked in a small voice. "I imagine it will be pretty lonely otherw--" "No," interrupted Kohli. "I need to know it's just your eyes on me, no one else. Just you. Watching me. Watching me watching you. Watching me watching you watching me. I better make a big score," he added somewhat nervously. "No pressure or anything, dear." "But what if you don't?" continued a worried looking Anushka. "I mean this whole thing just feels a little--" "I won't fail, darling. I mean I'd better not. Because - don't you get it? - you'll be watching me. Just you. Your eyeballs, in their sockets, staring at me. How can I possibly fail?" "Oh my god," she said in an even smaller voice. "Come again?" "Nothing, nothing. I'm just..." "So proud of me?" "Um… yes? How did you know I was going to say that?" "Because, babe. What the fans and media don't understand is the kind of relationship we have. Which is the kind where one literally finishes the other's sentences, especially yours. If they knew that they'd realise you can only have a positive impact on my cricket. God, I love you. You love me too, you know," he hastened to add. "You love me too." http://www.espncricinfo.com/blogs/content/story/860885.html :giggle:
Forever Indian Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 Lol, Bluebee took the bait and then deleted his post :giggle:
StriKe Posted April 14, 2015 Author Posted April 14, 2015 Lol' date=' Bluebee took the bait and then deleted his post :giggle:[/quote'] Damm it What did he post ? :giggle:
CSK Fan Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 Knowing Bluebee I am guessing it will be something like, he is beginning to hate Kohli
Forever Indian Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 Damm it What did he post ? :giggle: He posted - I am beginning to hate this Kohli guy
velu Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 Lol' date=' Bluebee took the bait and then deleted his post :giggle:[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical: he migth change his profile name now , like MTC
BlueBee Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 :orderorder: Mods misusing their powers :orderorder:
BlueBee Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 This guy can say anything ATM. Anushka is like the ring in LOTR.
TheWall Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 faltu article.... could have been better.... how can they expect ppl to laugh reading this...
StriKe Posted April 14, 2015 Author Posted April 14, 2015 faltu article.... could have been better.... how can they expect ppl to laugh reading this... I know it was crap satire but posted here as bait.. Knowing Bluebee I am guessing it will be something like' date=' he is beginning to hate Kohli[/quote'] BlueBee :hehe:
BlueBee Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 He posted - I am beginning to hate this Kohli guy I didn't write Kohli guy. I wrote 'guy', directed towards the crap author. :finger:
Debutant Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 Kiddo now trying to save his already blackened face after facing utter humiliation
Temujin Khaghan Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 that BlueBee took the bait is the real joke in this thread :D
flamy Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 :orderorder: Mods misusing their powers :orderorder: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
SLICKR392 Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 He posted - I am beginning to hate this Kohli guy :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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