fineleg Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 [edited] Zuby has been edited...hmm...:omg:
fineleg Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 It reminds me off those heart-felt letetrs for leneiency in marking.. Chachaji used to get matric-exam answer-books to makr and the year I finsihed my matriculation he handed over those answer-books to me. Boy I got to read one after another sob storied of girls requesting not to fail them lest their impending marriage-equation would be marred.. My rule used to be if she fell within +-5 marks of threshold then she passes otherwise .. Also found some notes 50Rs denomination.. Open bribing you can say:D DR, Is the above for real? :haha:
Guest dada_rocks Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 Of course it;s real.. once one father of poor daughter actualy tracked the answer-book down and visited our place . My chacha being strict disciplinarian refused to entertain him .. when chachaji left that guy without asking anything left big packat of russoggulla we had a lot of fun.. when chachaji came back and got to know we were taken to task.. Even after all this my heartless chachah refused to buzz and poor girl actually failed by just 2 marks.. Then we have another chacha with chalta-hai attitude to the core.. his directives used to be all those answerbooks which come with notes must receive passing marks....:haha:
Ram Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 But for lenient graders, I would have never even completer by B.E ! :haha: Long live those considerate souls !
fineleg Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 Hmm...I dont like lenient graders. If they dont work hard enough for a passing grade, then they should not be given one.
Ram Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 I was a grader for an under-grad course, ECE 2270 ( electrical circuits) and i used to get some hilarious answers.. The most hilarious of 'em was one guys had written this for an answer - " I have been living in Hawaii for the last 18 months and i have absolutely no clue what Thevenin's equivalent of a circuit means. If you give me 3 weeks, i promise to read it carefully and turn in the assignment again." For the next question the answer was - " Please refer to previous answer" I was probably the most lenient grader ever. Once my prof went out of town and asked me to sub for him in the class. I went to the class and saw youtube videos with the guys ! I also never penalized the students for late submission. Needless to say, i was extremely popular amongst the students.:D I also proctored all the tests coz the professor didnt want to waste his time proctoring and it was the first time i saw first hand what it feels like to supervise a test. I realized then that how easily you could make out if a student is trying to cheat. Surprisingly, i always found the girls who were upto sneaky stuff.
fineleg Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 Girls can be quite sneaky if they want to cheat.
Predator_05 Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 Surprisingly' date=' i always found the girls who were upto sneaky stuff.[/quote'] No surprise there. They are all sneaky wh0res. Girls in my high school were the worst cheaters, and they always got away with it. They would wear skirts and write all kinds of informative crap on their thighs and peek at them 20 times during an exam. Teachers, especially the male ones - couldn't do anything about it. If they asked a girl to pull up her skirt in class because they suspected her of cheating, they would be fired and then sued. The worst were these 2 Muslim dykes. They would show up all fundamentalist-like; wearing their ninja suits and thick jibjabs (you know, the thing they wear to cover up their hair) and it was fairly easy to see that they were wearing headphones underneath them, with the answers playing melodiously in their ears. Teachers obviously couldn't do a full-on cavity search on them either - not only would they get fired and sued, but they might have gotten assassinated as well...who could blame them.
Ram Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 ^ That is incredible... What could be so difficult in high-school for a student to indulge such sophisticated cheating ? One of the girls in my class always insisted on sitting next to her boy friend in her class... Very soon, I understood why. There was even a case one girl who actually walked out of a test without turning the paper in, but later claimed that the professor could have lost the paper and we had to give her a special re-test. We knew she was lying because i had personally counted the number of papers after everyone had handed them in, but had no option but to give her a re-test. From the next test onwards, we decided to ask the students to sign next to their names in a printed sheet when they turned in their papers to avoid the same issue.
fineleg Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 No surprise there. They are all sneaky wh0res. . Not all :giggle: Poetic license I suppose
Shehezaada Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 No surprise there. They are all sneaky wh0res. Girls in my high school were the worst cheaters' date=' and they always got away with it. They would wear skirts and write all kinds of informative crap on their thighs and peek at them 20 times during an exam. Teachers, especially the male ones - couldn't do anything about it. If they asked a girl to pull up her skirt in class because they suspected her of cheating, they would be fired and then sued. The worst were these 2 Muslim dykes. They would show up all fundamentalist-like; wearing their ninja suits and thick jibjabs (you know, the thing they wear to cover up their hair) and it was fairly easy to see that they were wearing headphones underneath them, with the answers playing melodiously in their ears. Teachers obviously couldn't do a full-on cavity search on them either - not only would they get fired and sued, but they might have gotten assassinated as well...who could blame them.[/quote'] where does all this hate towards muslims come from you racist son of a *****?
Shehezaada Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 anyways i've had a bunch of schemes but never tried them...find out where ur exam is, locate the nearest washroom, insert some notes into the paper towel dispenser and then in the middle of the exam ask to go to the washroom. Also some teachers in HS said it was OK to give an exam with headphones. But they would randomly check what you were listening to. So if you had a good voice you could potentially sing the answers to yourself and remix it with some wack beatzz and get an A on your tests
Guest dada_rocks Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 where does all this hate towards muslims come from you racist son of a *****? He is commenting on those rotten samples I am sure theose gals were not elected to represent muslim world so take it easy.. PS: IF I use same words as preds we might witness full-fledged riot
Ram Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 He is commenting on those rotten samples I am sure theose gals were not elected to represent muslim world so take it easy.. PS: IF I use same words as preds we might witness full-fledged riot :haha: See DR, that is the problem of carrying a reputation that precedes you wherever you go. Having said that, I am pretty damn sure you dont mind carrying such a reputation !
Guest dada_rocks Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 Price of telling it like it is:two_thumbs_up: I do mind but question is what I am willing to sacrifice for that certainly not my straight-talk so I guess I am fine with it..:D
PaiN_KiLLeR Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 No surprise there. They are all sneaky wh0res. Girls in my high school were the worst cheaters' date=' and they always got away with it. They would wear skirts and write all kinds of informative crap on their thighs and peek at them 20 times during an exam. Teachers, especially the male ones - couldn't do anything about it. If they asked a girl to pull up her skirt in class because they suspected her of cheating, they would be fired and then sued. The worst were these 2 Muslim dykes. They would show up all fundamentalist-like; wearing their ninja suits and thick jibjabs (you know, the thing they wear to cover up their hair) and it was fairly easy to see that they were wearing headphones underneath them, with the answers playing melodiously in their ears. Teachers obviously couldn't do a full-on cavity search on them either - not only would they get fired and sued, but they might have gotten assassinated as well...who could blame them.[/quote'] :haha: :haha:
fineleg Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 DR cannot say anything against muslims - he will be hunted down :D
PaiN_KiLLeR Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 I cheated during my Marathi exams back in highschool since that was the only way I could clear the exam. Being from a different state I could barely construct a proper sentence in Marathi. I would write down answers on sheets of papers which were of the same size as the exam answer sheet and put them in my shirt, pencil box and socks. Then once the exam began I would caredfully unfold my notes and put them in line with the answer sheets and begin the copy paste job. By the grace of God :D I was never caught. Didn't feel the need to cheat once Marathi was out of my way.
Ram Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 ^ Pain Killer, just made a huge mistake mate. Why take the huge pains or writing all those stuff again ? Might as well submitted those cheat-sheets ! :D
novpj Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 The worst example I have seen was a friend who flunked a course and had to take it over summer. For his final exams he randomly picked a couple of freinds - gave them all th books and asked them to wait outside in the lawn. He got two copies of the paper and the answerbook - got one out to the folks sitting outside and picked up the nswersheet half an hr before the exam got over.
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