Tibarn Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-farting-in-mosque-during-ramadan/ Quote MAN SENTENCED TO DEATH FOR FARTING IN MOSQUE DURING RAMADAN Quote The Ramadan is the most important religious festival for Muslims and the judge declared that he had indisposed people of the faith and even caused 53 people at one time to leave the mosque during a prayer, a “blasphemous act” which should be punished “according to Allah’s will.” The judge was lenient, have admitted many experts in the region, as he gave the convicted man the choice of being beheaded or stoned to death. Muhammad Al-Wahabi, 33, suffers from chronic flatulence, “a rare medical condition” he argued in his self-defense, as no lawyer would take his case. “No lawyer is crazy enough to bet his career on this issue. If his client his condemned, as in this case, the lawyer would face prosecution and possibly the same faith as his client” admits legal expert Andrew Jones, a Middle Eastern law expert. Al-Wahabi did not contest the judgment and even said the judgment was fair and that he hoped Allah would be gracious enough to pardon his blasphemous actions. Al-Wahabi also admitted that he put a tampon in his rectum several times in a desperate attempt to mask the noise and odor. “A disgraceful and insidious act” the judge declared, visibly disgusted. “As a judge, I must set an example for other Muslims. This is clearly unacceptable under Shariah law,” he concluded. Al-Wahabi admitted to the judge he had failed his God, his religion, and his people and was terribly sorry for what he had done, and asked for his two wives and seven children’s mercy in court and thanked the judge for his verdict. Poor guy couldn't control himself. HemuChandra, mishra and randomGuy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rageaddict Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) Caused 53 people to leave mosque. Phunny. Edited July 2, 2017 by rageaddict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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