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Its dangerous..and how come these ladies are in Pants..? is it allowed in sharia...?
shariah says to cover it...its up to them to use pants,jeans,shalwar,dastarkhawaan or baniyaan
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I like how the kid on the back of the bike looks at the wardens. And notice the poster with guy who looks an awful lot like he's Ayatollah Khomeni.

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I like how the kid on the back of the bike looks at the wardens. And notice the poster with guy who looks an awful lot like he's Ayatollah Khomeni.
I would bet it is Ayatollah Khomeni...humm...so poster of Shia dude in Sunni land ?
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:two_thumbs_up:
wow women are allowed to do such things in pakistan??? a fatwa would probably be out soon.
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This reminds me of the incident when a THULLI (female cop) stopped me and asked for Rs 400 and when I showed her my license she said "iska main dahi jamayun" (shall I use it to set yogurt :hmmmm2: ). I had take money out of my daru fund . God Bless Dilli Police :pray:

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AOA mujaahids before issuing proper halaal fatwaa, we must anal-yse the pichaar in qweschun. There are two wimmen in the above picchhaar taken by Mohotarmaa Printex begum. The first wimmen ij "driving" the second wimmen or may I say the second wimmen ij "riding"! -- we abduls are free to interprete it in whichever way we like. Since both are believer wimmen hence by madrassa logic they are chaste and aljo wimmen cannaat be ne-mehraam to each other! Therefore they are allowed to "ride" each other! driving wimmens hair is vizible and torso is figurable hence haraam! Fatwaa be Upon Her for this reason alone. pleez send that wimmen in my cave for proper "de-briefing". Yours Mullah Sandullah Bin Bakri al Virginistani. Head of Fatwaa Dept - La-w-hore Jumma Maszid.

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shariah says to cover it...its up to them to use pants' date='jeans,shalwar,dastarkhawaan or baniyaan[/quote'] I don't think it even says cover it.. it says dress modestly and everyone is free to define modesty..
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This reminds me of the incident when a THULLI (female cop) stopped me and asked for Rs 400 and when I showed her my license she said "iska main dahi jamayun" (shall I use it to set yogurt :hmmmm2: ). I had take money out of my daru fund . God Bless Dilli Police :pray:
Come on dude u sud not have paid if u had licence ..
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AOA mujaahids before issuing proper halaal fatwaa, we must anal-yse the pichaar in qweschun. There are two wimmen in the above picchhaar taken by Mohotarmaa Printex begum. The first wimmen ij "driving" the second wimmen or may I say the second wimmen ij "riding"! -- we abduls are free to interprete it in whichever way we like. Since both are believer wimmen hence by madrassa logic they are chaste and aljo wimmen cannaat be ne-mehraam to each other! Therefore they are allowed to "ride" each other! driving wimmens hair is vizible and torso is figurable hence haraam! Fatwaa be Upon Her for this reason alone. pleez send that wimmen in my cave for proper "de-briefing". Yours Mullah Sandullah Bin Bakri al Virginistani. Head of Fatwaa Dept - La-w-hore Jumma Maszid.
LMFAO :hysterical:
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AOA mujaahids before issuing proper halaal fatwaa, we must anal-yse the pichaar in qweschun. There are two wimmen in the above picchhaar taken by Mohotarmaa Printex begum. The first wimmen ij "driving" the second wimmen or may I say the second wimmen ij "riding"! -- we abduls are free to interprete it in whichever way we like. Since both are believer wimmen hence by madrassa logic they are chaste and aljo wimmen cannaat be ne-mehraam to each other! Therefore they are allowed to "ride" each other! driving wimmens hair is vizible and torso is figurable hence haraam! Fatwaa be Upon Her for this reason alone. pleez send that wimmen in my cave for proper "de-briefing". Yours Mullah Sandullah Bin Bakri al Virginistani. Head of Fatwaa Dept - La-w-hore Jumma Maszid.
omg !!:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: i want this to be my Siggy...but its a bit long :((
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AOA mujaahids before issuing proper halaal fatwaa, we must anal-yse the pichaar in qweschun. There are two wimmen in the above picchhaar taken by Mohotarmaa Printex begum. The first wimmen ij "driving" the second wimmen or may I say the second wimmen ij "riding"! -- we abduls are free to interprete it in whichever way we like. Since both are believer wimmen hence by madrassa logic they are chaste and aljo wimmen cannaat be ne-mehraam to each other! Therefore they are allowed to "ride" each other! driving wimmens hair is vizible and torso is figurable hence haraam! Fatwaa be Upon Her for this reason alone. pleez send that wimmen in my cave for proper "de-briefing". Yours Mullah Sandullah Bin Bakri al Virginistani. Head of Fatwaa Dept - La-w-hore Jumma Maszid.
holy sh*t dude :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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Come on dude u sud not have paid if u had licence ..
bhai , I was 19 ... she was the cop ... plus she had another 10 agents of her with dandas .. I didnt want to get a danda parade so to save myself from the beating I paid her Rs400 ... TBH If she was to stop me today then there is no chance I would pay her Rs400 ...
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