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Asim Newbie

Asim

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BCCI Ad of 1950: Looking for a fast bowler. BCCI Ad of 2011: Still looking for a fast bowler :--D
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pinkfreud Newbie

pinkfreud

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Still more PCB ads Wanted A Bangalore software engineer Capable of manupulating certain 'ahem', predictive software at short notice (or at least capable to explain to idiots here the logic on which hawk eye works and that, such manipulation is simply not possible, before they shoot long embarrassing e-mails to ICC and Hawk Eye manufacturers). Potential candidates should not expect or be disappointed at not getting any results even after years XL 48 back armour After several complains from captians of being stabbed in the back, we need an A grade vest capable of blocking any blows. Apart from the run of the mill bullets and knifes, said vest should be capable of blocking oaths, taunts, rumours and nepotism Really huge gag cloth Large enough to shut Afridi's mouth and prevent him from giving those embarrassing interviews every day. Should be available for use as soon as the doctors are successfully able to extract his giant foot from the depths of his mouth were its currently firmly planted To Sell Grade A fire-crackers Bought for celebration of victory against India. Completely untouched. A few might be damp from tears. Bargain price Please contact Ijaz Butt Box 234
Holy sh*t :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
BCCI Ad of 1950: Looking for a fast bowler. BCCI Ad of 2011: Still looking for a fast bowler :--D
PCB ad for eternity: Looking for a phhhhhhhaaaassshhhht bowler who can live up to all the glorious hype and not poop in the pants while bowling to Indian openers. Cue example:
Agressive opening batsman (like Sehwag) needed urgently for country duties. Should be able to dominate (like Sehwag)' date=' hit sixes (like Sehwag) and build up long innings (Like Sehwag). Techinicaly correct (like Sehwag) players will be preferred.[/quote']
Sachin=GOD Newbie

Sachin=GOD

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BCCI Ad of 1950: Looking for a fast bowler. BCCI Ad of 2011: Still looking for a fast bowler :--D
who needs a phaaaaaaast bowler when our "trundlers" can win the World Cup :--D p.s. your super duper express phaaaaaaaaaast bowlers have been beaten left right and center for the past few years :--D
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Sachin=GOD

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Wanted : Fast bowler Tall, handsome fast bowler with long hair. Should be able to bowl toe crushing yorkers and sharp bouncers. Prior bowling experience not required but should be prepared to become the bowling speerhead immediately on selection. Candidates should be prepared for the following tests 1) Strip search: Please avoid any kind of powders on your person. Please discontinue any medication which one might be taking till now (although its probably too late).Please declare your weapons before search. Tests conducted by :- Professor Zakir Khan (Whose cousin knows a gardner working for a WADA care taker) 2) Speed gun test: Candidate needs to bowl at least one delivery above 90mph in the presence of a speedgun. Line, lenght no bar as long as the gun clocks above or equal to 90mph P.S : Reliability of speedgun not gauranteed. Bring your own balls (Tape ball not allowed). Tests conducted by :- Professor Mohammad Sami 3) Action test:Candidates actions will be tested by reliable Professors. Those with hyperextensions need to carry proof of the same signed duly by the doctor/hakeem/witch doctor. Report to Sohaib Aktar for this test. The name of the hospital will be informed the day before the test is scheduled Wanted : Reliable opener Agressive opening batsman (like Sehwag) needed urgently for country duties. Should be able to dominate (like Sehwag), hit sixes (like Sehwag) and build up long innings (Like Sehwag). Techinicaly correct (like Sehwag) players will be preferred. Wanted : Middle order batsman. Someone to take over the mantle of Mohammad Yousuf who would like to retire to play ICL. Length of beard will be noted. P.S. If the Mohammad Yousuf look alike is reading this, if you can hold a bat, we would prefer you and no one can notice Yousuf''s absence. We will make sure the ICL and our matches dont take place on the same days. Wanted : Beastly all rounder Do you hit sixes at will in tape ball contests? Do you close your eyes while swinging? Have you made the fatsest 30, or 20 or even 10 ever? Does captain let you bowl when he has run out of options? Here's your chance to have a big fan following! P.S: Candidates must be proof from black magic. Wanted : Captain Do your bosses blame you for anything that goes wrong? Is it true that, in meetings, the only times heads turn towards you are when the word incompetent is mentioned? Are you the fall guy, the blame man, the apologist? Here is a chance for you to make it to the big leagues. Apply now before constant criticism reforms you. All candidates interested in the above positions, please contact DNA, Box 360
More PCB ads Wanted A 'chit' box A box big enough for holding at least 325 chits, each of dimension 6'' by 4''. This will be used to pull out names of captains before each series. Box should have a backdoor to remove the name of players who retired or were banned. We are tired of using 'Eeny, meeny, miny, moe' and 'spin the bottle' method of chosing captains Make up man Should be effecient in applying green lipsticks and sun blocks. Required for Akmal and Aamer. Pathans need not apply, they are children for God's sake! To Sell Wicketkeeper's glove Hardly used, in mint condition. Mostly used for handling hot teas and samosas Afridi's bat Brand new, except on the edges which has been used for hitting beastly sixes. Good bargain Please contact Izaj Butt : Box no 345
Still more PCB ads Wanted A Bangalore software engineer Capable of manupulating certain 'ahem', predictive software at short notice (or at least capable to explain to idiots here the logic on which hawk eye works and that, such manipulation is simply not possible, before they shoot long embarrassing e-mails to ICC and Hawk Eye manufacturers). Potential candidates should not expect or be disappointed at not getting any results even after years XL 48 back armour After several complains from captians of being stabbed in the back, we need an A grade vest capable of blocking any blows. Apart from the run of the mill bullets and knifes, said vest should be capable of blocking oaths, taunts, rumours and nepotism Really huge gag cloth Large enough to shut Afridi's mouth and prevent him from giving those embarrassing interviews every day. Should be available for use as soon as the doctors are successfully able to extract his giant foot from the depths of his mouth were its currently firmly planted To Sell Grade A fire-crackers Bought for celebration of victory against India. Completely untouched. A few might be damp from tears. Bargain price Please contact Ijaz Butt Box 234
Epic.
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Temujin Khaghan Newbie

Temujin Khaghan

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Lets make it better BCCI wanted ad Wanted Fast bowler A Real fast bowler. A fast medium bowler. A Medium fast bowler. A medium pace bowler. A bowler. Anyone who can roll his arms over Please contact Gary Kirsten Still in India, Box 222 P.S- Potential candidates should stay away from Venkatesh Prasad. I mean really away. A different continent away. Any candidate suspected of having any contact with Prasad will be shot on the spot to avoid contanimating other potential candidates.
iam tired after all the gloating... its good to make fun of ourselves once in a while :haha:
Hindustani Newbie

Hindustani

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I see nervous Laughter :--D hang on to whatever you can, you do know Pakistan, PCB, Pakistani Cricket and Pakistani cricketers are laughing stock of the world
Hindustani Newbie

Hindustani

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PCB WANTED * anyone who has an IQ of more than 85 * Who has some class, grace, dignity or honesty (anything will do) * anyone with basic learning, understanding and comprehension skills /and unlike above posts, this should be a real ad

Mamu Newbie

Mamu

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Iss Paki Yeda -- aaapni underwear -- sar peh pehenta hai, covering his eyes and ears. Saale koh -- iss cheez dikhayi nahin deti hai -- Bowling Terrorhouse Fail ho chuki hai -- aur -- trundlers kee team -- bahut aage nikal chuki hai

Pak_Forever Newbie

Pak_Forever

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Iss Paki Yeda -- aaapni underwear -- sar peh pehenta hai, covering his eyes and ears. Saale koh -- iss cheez dikhayi nahin deti hai -- Bowling Terrorhouse Fail ho chuki hai -- aur -- trundlers kee team -- bahut aage nikal chuki hai
Abay kitna aagay...home bullies? Yes you have played well, but we have played well too.
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Dhruv200

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Abay kitna aagay...home bullies? Yes you have played well, but we have played well too.
Home bullies kaun beta what did u do when ur time came to defeat us in semi final u just gave up against our trundlers.
indiafan Newbie

indiafan

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Originally Posted by Sachin=GOD the ICC confirms.....DNB next to a Pakistani batsman's name in the scorecard still means 'Did Not Bat' and NOT 'Did Not Bet' This is the best one for me...funniest thing read on April 8....

Sachin=GOD Newbie

Sachin=GOD

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Originally Posted by Sachin=GOD the ICC confirms.....DNB next to a Pakistani batsman's name in the scorecard still means 'Did Not Bat' and NOT 'Did Not Bet' This is the best one for me...funniest thing read on April 8....
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Bublu Bhuyan Collaborator

Bublu Bhuyan

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Lets make it better BCCI wanted ad Wanted Fast bowler A Real fast bowler. A fast medium bowler. A Medium fast bowler. A medium pace bowler. A bowler. Anyone who can roll his arms over Please contact Gary Kirsten Still in India, Box 222 P.S- Potential candidates should stay away from Venkatesh Prasad. I mean really away. A different continent away. Any candidate suspected of having any contact with Prasad will be shot on the spot to avoid contanimating other potential candidates.
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