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Wanted : Fast bowler Tall, handsome fast bowler with long hair. Should be able to bowl toe crushing yorkers and sharp bouncers. Prior bowling experience not required but should be prepared to become the bowling speerhead immediately on selection. Candidates should be prepared for the following tests 1) Strip search: Please avoid any kind of powders on your person. Please discontinue any medication which one might be taking till now (although its probably too late).Please declare your weapons before search. Tests conducted by :- Professor Zakir Khan (Whose cousin knows a gardner working for a WADA care taker) 2) Speed gun test: Candidate needs to bowl at least one delivery above 90mph in the presence of a speedgun. Line, lenght no bar as long as the gun clocks above or equal to 90mph P.S : Reliability of speedgun not gauranteed. Bring your own balls (Tape ball not allowed). Tests conducted by :- Professor Mohammad Sami 3) Action test:Candidates actions will be tested by reliable Professors. Those with hyperextensions need to carry proof of the same signed duly by the doctor/hakeem/witch doctor. Report to Sohaib Aktar for this test. The name of the hospital will be informed the day before the test is scheduled Wanted : Reliable opener Agressive opening batsman (like Sehwag) needed urgently for country duties. Should be able to dominate (like Sehwag), hit sixes (like Sehwag) and build up long innings (Like Sehwag). Techinicaly correct (like Sehwag) players will be preferred. Wanted : Middle order batsman. Someone to take over the mantle of Mohammad Yousuf who would like to retire to play ICL. Length of beard will be noted. P.S. If the Mohammad Yousuf look alike is reading this, if you can hold a bat, we would prefer you and no one can notice Yousuf''s absence. We will make sure the ICL and our matches dont take place on the same days. Wanted : Beastly all rounder Do you hit sixes at will in tape ball contests? Do you close your eyes while swinging? Have you made the fatsest 30, or 20 or even 10 ever? Does captain let you bowl when he has run out of options? Here's your chance to have a big fan following! P.S: Candidates must be proof from black magic. Wanted : Captain Do your bosses blame you for anything that goes wrong? Is it true that, in meetings, the only times heads turn towards you are when the word incompetent is mentioned? Are you the fall guy, the blame man, the apologist? Here is a chance for you to make it to the big leagues. Apply now before constant criticism reforms you. All candidates interested in the above positions, please contact DNA, Box 360

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Wanted : Reliable opener Agressive opening batsman (like Sehwag) needed urgently for country duties. Should be able to dominate (like Sehwag), hit sixes (like Sehwag) and build up long innings (Like Sehwag). Techinicaly correct (like Sehwag) players will be preferred.
:hysterical::hysterical: Too good !!
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Wanted : Beastly all rounder Do you hit sixes at will in tape ball contests? Do you close your eyes while swinging? Have you made the fatsest 30, or 20 or even 10 ever? Does captain let you bowl when he has run out of options? Here's your chance to have a big fan following! P.S: Candidates must be proof from black magic.
brilliant :hysterical::hysterical: and hey the allrounder has to be under 16 for his first 5 years in intl cricket :winky:
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it is not a good thing to make fun of someone. atleast pak has a decent batting line-up these days
Amits, don't preach, and don't look for attention. If you have any orginal, well thought out thoughts, post them. Don't make noise.
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Wanted : Fast bowler Tall, handsome fast bowler with long hair. Should be able to bowl toe crushing bowlers and sharp bouncers. Prior bowling experience not required but should be prepared to become the bowling speerhead immediately on selection. Candidates should be prepared for the following tests 1) Strip search: Please avoid any kind of powders on your person. Please discontinue any medication which one might be taking till now (although its probably too late).Please declare your weapons before search. Tests conducted by :- Professor Zakir Khan (Whose cousin knows a gardner working for a WADA care taker) 2) Speed gun test: Candidate needs to bowl at least one delivery above 90mph in the presence of a speedgun. Line, lenght no bar as long as the gun clocks above or equal to 90mph P.S : Reliability of speedgun not gauranteed. Bring your own balls (Tape ball not allowed). Tests conducted by :- Professor Mohammad Sami 3) Action test:Candidates actions will be tested by reliable Professors. Those with hyperextensions need to carry proof of the same signed duly by the doctor/hakeem/witch doctor. Report to Sohaib Aktar for this test. The name of the hospital will be informed the day before the test is scheduled Wanted : Reliable opener Agressive opening batsman (like Sehwag) needed urgently for country duties. Should be able to dominate (like Sehwag), hit sixes (like Sehwag) and build up long innings (Like Sehwag). Techinicaly correct (like Sehwag) players will be preferred. Wanted : Middle order batsman. Someone to take over the mantle of Mohammad Yousuf who would like to retire to play ICL. Length of beard will be noted. P.S. If the Mohammad Yousuf look alike is reading this, if you can hold a bat, we would prefer you and no one can notice Yousuf''s absence. We will make sure the ICL and our matches dont take place on the same days. Wanted : Beastly all rounder Do you hit sixes at will in tape ball contests? Do you close your eyes while swinging? Have you made the fatsest 30, or 20 or even 10 ever? Does captain let you bowl when he has run out of options? Here's your chance to have a big fan following! P.S: Candidates must be proof from black magic. Wanted : Captain Do your bosses blame you for anything that goes wrong? Is it true that, in meetings, the only times heads turn towards you are when the word incompetent is mentioned? Are you the fall guy, the blame man, the apologist? Here is a chance for you to make it to the big leagues. Apply now before constant criticism reforms you. All candidates interested in the above positions, please contact DNA, Box 360
while the whole post is gold... that there is its crown jewel!
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Wanted : Fast bowler Tall, handsome fast bowler with long hair. Should be able to bowl toe crushing bowlers and sharp bouncers. Prior bowling experience not required but should be prepared to become the bowling speerhead immediately on selection. Candidates should be prepared for the following tests 1) Strip search: Please avoid any kind of powders on your person. Please discontinue any medication which one might be taking till now (although its probably too late).Please declare your weapons before search. Tests conducted by :- Professor Zakir Khan (Whose cousin knows a gardner working for a WADA care taker) 2) Speed gun test: Candidate needs to bowl at least one delivery above 90mph in the presence of a speedgun. Line, lenght no bar as long as the gun clocks above or equal to 90mph P.S : Reliability of speedgun not gauranteed. Bring your own balls (Tape ball not allowed). Tests conducted by :- Professor Mohammad Sami 3) Action test:Candidates actions will be tested by reliable Professors. Those with hyperextensions need to carry proof of the same signed duly by the doctor/hakeem/witch doctor. Report to Sohaib Aktar for this test. The name of the hospital will be informed the day before the test is scheduled Wanted : Reliable opener Agressive opening batsman (like Sehwag) needed urgently for country duties. Should be able to dominate (like Sehwag), hit sixes (like Sehwag) and build up long innings (Like Sehwag). Techinicaly correct (like Sehwag) players will be preferred. Wanted : Middle order batsman. Someone to take over the mantle of Mohammad Yousuf who would like to retire to play ICL. Length of beard will be noted. P.S. If the Mohammad Yousuf look alike is reading this, if you can hold a bat, we would prefer you and no one can notice Yousuf''s absence. We will make sure the ICL and our matches dont take place on the same days. Wanted : Beastly all rounder Do you hit sixes at will in tape ball contests? Do you close your eyes while swinging? Have you made the fatsest 30, or 20 or even 10 ever? Does captain let you bowl when he has run out of options? Here's your chance to have a big fan following! P.S: Candidates must be proof from black magic. Wanted : Captain Do your bosses blame you for anything that goes wrong? Is it true that, in meetings, the only times heads turn towards you are when the word incompetent is mentioned? Are you the fall guy, the blame man, the apologist? Here is a chance for you to make it to the big leagues. Apply now before constant criticism reforms you. All candidates interested in the above positions, please contact DNA, Box 360
snort liquid out of nostrils funny!
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Brilliant...MTC... slowly but surely...the hidden talents of ICFers are coming out.... There was no ad for Spinner? :cantstop:
that post is taken... kaneria has promised to take abuse while wearing the cresent moon when not taking abuse while wearing the lions...

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