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i know there are many recipes to cook Maggi please share yours Mine is * Boil noodles * Stir Fry veggies * Add vinegar * Add little bit of salt and Sugar .... tiny bit that is * Add Half packet of masala * Add noodles tasty maggi in 10 mins

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Make a double egg bhurji with pyaj' date=' and put on top of the said Maggi. Eat it and feel your taste buds orgasming.[/quote'] Orgasm and food .... :giggle::giggle::giggle: No PME ... good choice :two_thumbs_up:
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Buy Maggi and sell at 10% profit to some sucker who thinks he is getting a good deal. Use proceeds from sale to purchase REAL FOOD that isn't ridiculously high in SODIUM, such as grilled chicken, turkey, tuna, etc.

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Buy Maggi and sell at 10% profit to some sucker who thinks he is getting a good deal. Use proceeds from sale to purchase REAL FOOD that isn't ridiculously high in SODIUM' date=' such as grilled chicken, turkey, tuna, etc.[/quote'] ok how many do u wanna buy ?
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Maggi noodles take around 2 minutes to cook, hence the name "2 minute noodles". The Maggi noodle cake and seasoning is added into boiling water for two minutes and it is ready for consumption. Egg, seaweed or lemon can also be added to the noodles for a better flavour.
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How to cook Maggi... Step 1: After your session of free-porn is over, pull up your trousers Step 2: Take a shower Step 3: Go to the Fridge Step4: Check for some real food, a.k.a, Fresh vegetables, fresh fruits, juices etc. Step 5: If not avaiable, check for semi-real food, like frozen parathas, frozen chappathis, ready to eat aloo mutter etc. Step 6: If not available, check for for junk food, like frozen pizzas, chips, diet coke etc.. Step 7: If not available, reach out to the top drawer and get the 2 months worth of supply of maggie noodles that you bought for $29.95 Step 8: Pull out one packet Step 9: Somehow, find the microwavable bowl, pour some water in it, empty the noodles and the masala into it. Try not to spill anything, which is very hard. Step 10: Microwave for 3 minutes. Tasty Maggie Readyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! :yay:

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How to cook Maggi... Step 1: After your session of free-porn is over, pull up your trousers Step 2: Take a shower Step 3: Go to the Fridge Step4: Check for some real food, a.k.a, Fresh vegetables, fresh fruits, juices etc. Step 5: If not avaiable, check for semi-real food, like frozen parathas, frozen chappathis, ready to eat aloo mutter etc. Step 6: If not available, check for for junk food, like frozen pizzas, chips, diet coke etc.. Step 7: If not available, reach out to the top drawer and get the 2 months worth of supply of maggie noodles that you bought for $29.95 Step 8: Pull out one packet Step 9: Somehow, find the microwavable bowl, pour some water in it, empty the noodles and the masala into it. Try not to spill anything, which is very hard. Step 10: Microwave for 3 minutes. Tasty Maggie Readyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! :yay:
Wong .. 2 minutes Noodles Silly :shot: Like Step 1 ... repeat Step 1 after every step .. dont spill boiling water and maggi while @ Step 1
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Maggy gets too soggy, I prefer MR NOODLES. Green pepper is a great ingredient to put in it along with tomatoes and onions. Then sprinkle some ketchup and black pepper with can of Sprite and you have an enjoyable meal. This is what I just ate :D

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Wong .. 2 minutes Noodles Silly :shot: Like Step 1 ... repeat Step 1 after every step .. dont spill boiling water and maggi while @ Step 1
Well, if you bought your microwave in a yard-sale for $8 like I did, you wouldnt exactly be complaining for the extra one minute will you? :D
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Well' date=' if you bought your microwave in a yard-sale for $8 like I did, you wouldnt exactly be complaining for the extra one minute will you? :D[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: I just bought a new one ... from ALDI .. cheapest store in Aus ..:(( I cant even pronounce the brand name but hey it has grill function (never used though)
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Well' date=' if you bought your microwave in a yard-sale for $8 like I did, you wouldnt exactly be complaining for the extra one minute will you? :D[/quote'] man come on how can u buy thing like microwave man from yard sale? i mean people put their food in that. it must have been used in someone's house.. now u using the same microwave... and u took that to your house. come on man... regardless of how many times u clean the microwave from inside, still it remains second hand microwave. man never buy such stuff again
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How to cook Maggi... Step 1: After your session of free-porn is over, pull up your trousers Step 2: Take a shower Step 3: Go to the Fridge Step4: Check for some real food, a.k.a, Fresh vegetables, fresh fruits, juices etc. Step 5: If not avaiable, check for semi-real food, like frozen parathas, frozen chappathis, ready to eat aloo mutter etc. Step 6: If not available, check for for junk food, like frozen pizzas, chips, diet coke etc.. Step 7: If not available, reach out to the top drawer and get the 2 months worth of supply of maggie noodles that you bought for $29.95 Step 8: Pull out one packet Step 9: Somehow, find the microwavable bowl, pour some water in it, empty the noodles and the masala into it. Try not to spill anything, which is very hard. Step 10: Microwave for 3 minutes. Tasty Maggie Readyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! :yay:
I normally skip Steps 5 through 10 and just cook something edible.
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man come on how can u buy thing like microwave man from yard sale? i mean people put their food in that. it must have been used in someone's house.. now u using the same microwave... and u took that to your house. come on man... regardless of how many times u clean the microwave from inside, still it remains second hand microwave. man never buy such stuff again
^ Wants to marry a virgin.
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How to cook Maggi... Step 1: Get frustrated with VHDL Step 2: Take a break, walk around the house, spot the fridge Step 3: Go to the Fridge Step4: Check for some real food, a.k.a, Fresh vegetables, fresh fruits, juices etc. Step 5: If not avaiable, check for semi-real food, like frozen parathas, frozen chappathis, ready to eat aloo mutter etc. Step 6: If not available, check for for junk food, like frozen pizzas, chips, diet coke etc.. Step 7: If not available, reach out to the top drawer and get the 2 months worth of supply of maggie noodles that you bought for $29.95 Step 8: Pull out one packet Step 9: Somehow, find the microwavable bowl, pour some water in it, empty the noodles and the masala into it. Try not to spill anything, which is very hard. Step 10: Microwave for 3 minutes. Tasty Maggie Readyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! :yay: Step 11: Get a brilliant idea, get back to work Step 12: Idea doesnt work, and you remember that maggi was in the microwave Step 13: Microwave again for 30 seconds Step 14: Open a tv show/icf/cricinfo/cnn/bbc/timesofindia/huffingtonpost/movie seen 100 times Step 15: Eat while reading/watching/
fixed:((
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