Desi Cartman Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 It has been reported that M Nicholas has announced that he will be on a hunger strike till the Aussie players prove him right and now somehow win the 3 tests series which Aus now trails by 2-0. Mark's love and ass licking has taken some pounding and he has reportedly suffered 40 heart attacks in the last 10 days ... He was revived yesterday when Hussey was wrongly given caught behind. M Slater took the opportunity to revive him by giving him mouth to mouth respiration while Tony geig quickly got hold of wires with 440 volts and gave Mark's heart a shock. It was sad to see Mark nearly pass out twice again on the same day when he saw Ponting getting out on 99 and then McKenzie getting bowled off a no-ball. The legendary sound of "OOOOh NOOOOOooo" that M nicholas made after seeing some of the events on day 5 of MCG test will stay with his fans forever. It has also been reported that M Nicholas has been crying , screaming and cursing god for bad performance after the morning showers cleared before the start of play. * m Nicholas is a pom and one of the best commentators ever to pick up the mic. He was recently voted the best commentator with #2 and 3 ranking going to Arun "kiss my crow" Lal and waqar "axe-ca-leent" Younis respectively
Desi Cartman Posted December 30, 2008 Author Posted December 30, 2008 ok ok Thread fails .. I know ... Im not funny :((
Shane Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 It has been reported that M Nicholas has announced that he will be on a hunger strike till the Aussie players prove him right and now somehow win the 3 tests series which Aus now trails by 2-0. Mark's love and ass licking has taken some pounding and he has reportedly suffered 40 heart attacks in the last 10 days ... He was revived yesterday when Hussey was wrongly given caught behind. M Slater took the opportunity to revive him by giving him mouth to mouth respiration while Tony geig quickly got hold of wires with 440 volts and gave Mark's heart a shock. It was sad to see Mark nearly pass out twice again on the same day when he saw Ponting getting out on 99 and then McKenzie getting bowled off a no-ball. The legendary sound of "OOOOh NOOOOOooo" that M nicholas made after seeing some of the events on day 5 of MCG test will stay with his fans forever. It has also been reported that M Nicholas has been crying , screaming and cursing god for bad performance after the morning showers cleared before the start of play. * m Nicholas is a pom and one of the best commentators ever to pick up the mic. He was recently voted the best commentator with #2 and 3 ranking going to Arun "kiss my crow" Lal and waqar "axe-ca-leent" Younis respectively :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: R.I.P.
Desi Cartman Posted December 30, 2008 Author Posted December 30, 2008 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: R.I.P. Thanks .. so finally someone liked it :bhangra:
cochise Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 It has been reported that M Nicholas has announced that he will be on a hunger strike till the Aussie players prove him right and now somehow win the 3 tests series which Aus now trails by 2-0. Mark's love and ass licking has taken some pounding and he has reportedly suffered 40 heart attacks in the last 10 days ... He was revived yesterday when Hussey was wrongly given caught behind. M Slater took the opportunity to revive him by giving him mouth to mouth respiration while Tony geig quickly got hold of wires with 440 volts and gave Mark's heart a shock. It was sad to see Mark nearly pass out twice again on the same day when he saw Ponting getting out on 99 and then McKenzie getting bowled off a no-ball. The legendary sound of "OOOOh NOOOOOooo" that M nicholas made after seeing some of the events on day 5 of MCG test will stay with his fans forever. It has also been reported that M Nicholas has been crying , screaming and cursing god for bad performance after the morning showers cleared before the start of play. :two_thumbs_up: Nice! "A hundred for Smith...you brave, brave man you" - M. Nicholas falling in love with G. Smith Somebody put Mark Nicholas in a padded room, lock it and throw away the key...lost pom ball carrier-suck up currently bleating in Oz...saccharine sweet inane ponderings...
h4te Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: (just helping out your self-esteem brah)
Bumper Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 Good work desi. You should post such things on the main forum, which more people read.
Ram Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 This is the first time I've actually heard a commentator go 'Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Noooooooooooo' at a batsman's dismissal.. :haha:
flamy Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 (just helping out your self-esteem brah) :cantstop::cantstop::cantstop::cantstop::cantstop::cantstop:
Desi Cartman Posted December 31, 2008 Author Posted December 31, 2008 (just helping out your self-esteem brah) :((
Desi Cartman Posted December 31, 2008 Author Posted December 31, 2008 Good work desi. You should post such things on the main forum' date=' which more people read.[/quote'] dont people use the "New Posts" link ? I usually dont go to different forums as I just click on new posts . What do u mean by main forum ? and if this isnt main then please move my "attempt at humor" on to the main forum
SachDan Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 dont people use the "New Posts" link ? I usually dont go to different forums as I just click on new posts . What do u mean by main forum ? and if this isnt main then please move my "attempt at humor" on to the main forum By main forum,he meant 'Cricket Talk' obviously.Most people do keep track on what's posted there contrary to ur belief that they check on 'new posts'.I do that actually though.
flamy Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 I thought Chit-Chat was the main forum :dontknow:
Holysmoke Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 I thought :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Ram Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Whenever he's talking to Richie Benaud, he looks EXACTLY like a teenaged girl on her first date...
Guest Hiten. Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 This thread should be moved to Chit-Chat. Having this thread in jokes actually degrades this particular part of ICF :protest: :P
Desi Cartman Posted January 4, 2009 Author Posted January 4, 2009 This thread should be moved to Chit-Chat. Having this thread in jokes actually degrades this particular part of ICF :protest: :P :((:((:((:((
Guest Hiten. Posted January 4, 2009 Posted January 4, 2009 :((:((:((:(( saale ab bol shyt happens :mad: :haha:
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