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Mods pls don't move it to the jokes section for a bit...thanks. Begging In London by farishta » Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:39 pm Parvinder and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London. Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3 every day. Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. One day Habib asks Parvinder "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?' Parvinder says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'. Parvinder says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3 Habib asks "So what does your sign say'? Parvinder shows Habib his sign.... It reads, "I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan ". :cantstop:

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