Rajiv Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 So its the net, its IP and a Username We talk about our work and location, we have engineers, doctors, teacher, students..but is it all true? Going by the length, quality and language of the posts -- what do you think 'we' are? I'll start with pulling my own leg Rajeev - Salesperson at Best Buy Desi_Cartman - By the scooter simleys - pizza delivery boy in Australia Predator_05 - Tatoo Artist Beetle - Single Female, smoker and looking for the right guy Dada_Rocks - Visa Officer - Indian Consulate - Toronto Boss_Bhai - Foreign Correspondent SAAMNA Gambit - StandUp Comedian Dhondy - Teaches Literature at Oxford Cricketics - Virat Kohli amits - Bouncer at a Delhi Dance Bar Holysmoke - McDonalds Manager Marirs Mania - Kuchipudi Dancer on Cultural Visa fineleg - Mrs Vinod Kambli veer - Pundit vroom / zap - *Dealers* flamy - 10th Grade Kid Varun - Heartbreak Kid Shwetabh - Foreign Correspondent AAMNA SAAMNA Lurker - Cop :winky:
Rajiv Posted January 22, 2009 Author Posted January 22, 2009 koi sporting nahin hain, kya yaar itna mehnta kiya
Rajiv Posted January 22, 2009 Author Posted January 22, 2009 I met u, so I was worried But... Online - Dial-Up User
ludhianvi Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 :omg: people hide their identity on the internet??? :yikes: varun, h4te, punjabi_khota, shwetabh ---> rocket scientists trying to take icf on Mars
sandtest Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Tum log amits ke peechey nahaa dho ke pad gaye ho :haha:
Rajiv Posted January 22, 2009 Author Posted January 22, 2009 would like some more innovations - whats ur call on fella posters
The Outsider Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 I would say : Gambit : The paanwaala I buy my cigarettes from when I am in Delhi. Bumper : The taxi driver who would make fun of you but will be sympathetic all of a sudden seeing you in a bad mood. Rajeev : The only guy in a bar willing to talk to me when I am drinking alone. Desi_Downunder : The chichora at the Paan shop who used to evetease my friend's sister. Flamy/h4te : The gay couple whose marriage I attended in San Francisco. fineleg : My house maid in India who always keeps cribbing to my mother about not getting the best detergent in the market. Marirs_Mania : Pick anyone of the seedha saadha Tambis in abundance at IISc. Beetle : Some pahadi ladki high on ganja. Aditi : Like 90% of the girls who look past me. Varun : The Nerd who fell in love. DR/BB/Sandtest combo : The usual nukkad waali Paan shop in Lucknow. Vroom : What I was a few years back.
Desi Cartman Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Rajeev - Cable wala Desi_Cartman - Food taster Predator_05 - Porn DVD wala Beetle - Full time mom Dada_Rocks - RSS pramukh Boss_Bhai - Shiv sena / BJP pramukh Gambit - BSF jawan on Ind-pak border Dhondy - Cricinfo reporter Cricketics - Dahi bhallay wala amits - scooter mechanic Holysmoke - Ticket black marketer Marirs Mania - Soul inspector fineleg - Arun Lal CC1981 - drug dealer flamy - homo H4te - OWL Varun - taxi driver Shwetabh - MP delhi Lurker - hakeem Punjabi_khota : Khota or dhobi Sree_India - POW escaped from pak prison Sachinism - SRT's car driver Dsr - member of bajrang dal Online - usually offline more to come ~
sandtest Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 How can you kaafirs miss Gai Ka Doodh a.k.a. Gaurav, GKD = Salesman of Sonapur beauuuuties , also sells pirated CDs of family movies in daytime :two_thumbs_up:
The Outsider Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Zap : The nerd at my friend's place never lifting his eyebrow for socialization beyond a PS1. Chandan : The teacher who never spanked me, but brought fear. Domaink : The guy who has too much at job, too many girls, and too little time, and yet finds the time to share his thoughts with the world. MundaPakistani : A close friend of mine during grad school who slowly realized who is the victim. ludhianvi : Talking/coding in Geek.....too common
ludhianvi Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Lurker and predator --wwf/wwe wrestlers you can decide which one is which graphic23--haxxor
h4te Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 WAT BOUT ME?:hmmmm2: srox: texter / failed grammar 101 :giggle: happy, brah?
Rajiv Posted January 22, 2009 Author Posted January 22, 2009 oh, Chandan Chandan - The teacher who never smiled and got into cricket due to a neighbor with a loud radio and commentary
Desi Cartman Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Lurker and predator --wwf/wwe wrestlers you can decide which one is which graphic23--haxxor Mr slave u mean ?
DomainK Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 WAT BOUT ME?:hmmmm2: rox- the guy who was bullied by Dhoni in school. How many times did he snatch your lunch?:D
Lord Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 srox: texter / failed grammar 101 :giggle: happy, brah? yesshh:yay:
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