gaurav92 Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure... go ahead The wife means: I don't want you to The wife says: I'n not upset The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron The wife says: You're ... so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the picture there The wife means: No, I mean hang it there! The wife says: I heard a noise The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep. The wife says: Do you love me? The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive. The wife says: How much do you love me? The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like. The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute. The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap. The wife says: Am I fat? The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful. The wife says: You have to learn to communicate. The wife means: Just agree with me. The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No The wife says: I'm sorry The wife means: You'll be sorry The wife says: Do you like this recipe? The wife means: You better get used to it The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place. The wife says: Was that the baby? The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him The wife says: I'm not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot. The wife says: I don't want to talk about it. The wife means: I'm still building up steam.
beetle Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 The wife says: You want The wife means: You want true The wife says: We need The wife means: I wanttrue The wife says: It's your decisionvery true The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you wantbilkul sahi The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk:--D:--D The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure... go aheadtrue The wife means: I don't want you to The wife says: I'n not upset The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moronso obviously true The wife says: You're ... so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot....wrong ...sweaty men with stubble are hot! The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs.:omg::whack::whack::whack: The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.:--D The wife says: Hang the picture there The wife means: No, I mean hang it there! The wife says: I heard a noise The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep. The wife says: Do you love me? The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.:winky: The wife says: How much do you love me? The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.:--D The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute. The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.:giggle: The wife says: Am I fat? The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.:icflove: The wife says: You have to learn to communicate. The wife means: Just agree with me.:two_thumbs_up: The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No The wife says: I'm sorry The wife means: You'll be sorry The wife says: Do you like this recipe? The wife means: You better get used to it:rotfl: The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.:(( The wife says: Was that the baby? The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him:hysterical:and change her nappy too.... The wife says: I'm not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!:flute: In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot. The wife says: I don't want to talk about it. The wife means: I'm still building up steam.better be:afraid:
flamy Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 aunty wants ICF $. She's the same as everyone else. The scales have dropped :((
h4te Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 ... :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 :(( whats funny in this ? Wife : I want to go to India Husband : sure .. go for 4 weeks and have fun .. meet your parents Wife : I hate u .. u wont even miss me Husband : :((
h4te Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 :(( whats funny in this ? Wife : I want to go to India Husband : sure .. go for 4 weeks and have fun .. meet your parents Wife : I hate u .. u wont even miss me Husband : :(( :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
nikred Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 :(( whats funny in this ? Wife : I want to go to India Husband : sure .. go for 4 weeks and have fun .. meet your parents Wife : I hate u .. u wont even miss me Husband : :(( :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
flamy Posted April 16, 2009 Posted April 16, 2009 :(( whats funny in this ? Wife : I want to go to India Husband : sure .. go for 4 weeks and have fun .. meet your parents Wife : I hate u .. u wont even miss me Husband : :(( :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::cantstop:
beetle Posted April 16, 2009 Posted April 16, 2009 :(( whats funny in this ? Wife : I want to go to India Husband : sure .. go for 4 weeks and have fun .. meet your parents Wife : I hate u .. u wont even miss me Husband : :(( Itni jaldi haan bol diya....you are a dead man!:omg:
Zap_Brannigan Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 :(( whats funny in this ? Wife : I want to go to India Husband : sure .. go for 4 weeks and have fun .. meet your parents Wife : I hate u .. u wont even miss me Husband : :(( Thats not funny. That happens to me every week with my gf. She makes plans to go out with her friends and i say ok but she gets upset. Last week , she cancelled a dinner and got upset that i didnt force her to come. Women!
suraj Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 The easiest way to make friends with a man is to say:" Women, why do they have to be so complicated!!!"
flamy Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 Thats not funny. That happens to me every week with my gf. She makes plans to go out with her friends and i say ok but she gets upset. Last week ' date=' she cancelled a dinner and got upset that i didnt force her to come. Women![/quote'] :crazy4::crazy4::crazy4::crazy4::crazy4::crazy4::crazy4::crazy4:
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