Fake IPL Player: A KKR IPL player's blog

[Rajan]

Sanjay Bangar had his blog in cricinfo last year. Later Akash Chopra started his blog there and even released a book. now both are out of KKR squad.they r scheduled to leave SA on monday. today is perhaps the first day with out any new post in the blog for quite some time. let us see...........

[sangrock]

Just go through all the posts on that site. He "revealed" stuff like Ishant getting laid' date=' Warne indulged in threesome action again et al. :hysterical:[/quote'] not a threesome - 4 some! 3 chicks and Sheikh of Tweak!

[sangrock]

Sanjay Bangar had his blog in cricinfo last year. Later Akash Chopra started his blog there and even released a book. now both are out of KKR squad.they r scheduled to leave SA on monday. today is perhaps the first day with out any new post in the blog for quite some time. let us see...........

It'll be interesting if its one of them!

[zaheer]

New Post added!!

[zaheer]

Unfortunately, for Shakespeare and Ganji Hanger they are genuinely nice blokes and are generally liked by everyone - within and outside the team. But look at the Bubblies. They have played a master stroke. They have Appam ******* in the squad only to piss the opposition off. Imagine, you are all pumped up for the match, have worked out your strategies, and are looking forward to taking on the opposition. You reach the ground and the first sight is that of Appam ******* doing some strange break dance steps at the touch line. That's enough to make every gut in your body cringe with revolt, enough to make every vein in your body burst open,and every muscle in your body react to the extreme pungency. And right then and there, you have lost the match without even a ball being bowled. SUperb! Superb! rofl :hysterical:

[DomainK]

lol....the latest update is so funny.:hysterical:

[someone]

Who is Appam ******* Peter Ka Beta Bevdaas Mangal Pandey

[sangrock]

Who is Appam ******* Peter Ka Beta Bevdaas Mangal Pandey

http://skateserbia.com/

[sangrock]

Unfortunately, for Shakespeare and Ganji Hanger they are genuinely nice blokes and are generally liked by everyone - within and outside the team. But look at the Bubblies. They have played a master stroke. They have Appam ******* in the squad only to piss the opposition off. Imagine, you are all pumped up for the match, have worked out your strategies, and are looking forward to taking on the opposition. You reach the ground and the first sight is that of Appam ******* doing some strange break dance steps at the touch line. That's enough to make every gut in your body cringe with revolt, enough to make every vein in your body burst open,and every muscle in your body react to the extreme pungency. And right then and there, you have lost the match without even a ball being bowled. SUperb! Superb! rofl :hysterical:

its funny but it doesnt provide any insight and not is it as innovative, expect Re-Peter! :haha::haha:

[Dark Warrior]

Their rock star Peter Ka Beta, now known as Re-Peter :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[flamy]

http://skateserbia.com/

u can go back a few page on this thread

[Rajan]

Mangal Pandey??? is there any player in KKR by the name of Amir Khan? or this is some one else-who was the Director of the movie?any 1 in KKR by that name?

[zubinpepsi]

^^ Rajan.. dont see u in match threads or CSK thread?? afraid to speak against Dhobi??

[ViruRulez]

Their rock star Peter Ka Beta, now known as Re-Peter :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

I thought Peter ka Beta was better

[Rajan]

^^ Rajan.. dont see u in match threads or CSK thread?? afraid to speak against Dhobi??

Zubin, 1.Badri shud be dropped 2.Patel shud be dropped, Dhoni must keep 3.Joginder to be dropped. 4.M.Vijay to play in place of Badri. 5.Vidyut to play in place of Jogi. VS is a capable left arm spinner, much underrated but good. 6.Ashwin must be played in place of parthiv. otherwise CSK is doomed.the sooner the team management realises this, they dont have any hope. I think Dhoni is dominating the management and he has been given the license to do what he wants. it is costing the team big time. Stephen Fleming shud take charge. Point is i can type away my frustration, but it wont help, unless some one can reach the team management with the daily update about the fans' displeasure it is useless.

[ritwik]

Hasn't Vidyut been packed off to India ?

[zaheer]

A new post added "Gilly Danda has an interesting take on why skipper's not scoring runs in this tournament. It seems skipper is scared of the consequences, as to what Dildo may expect from him after the match. For hints, please see picture. "

[Chandan]

Entering the meeting room I got a really funny feeling. Boy George, Bhookha Naan, Phoren Babas and the entire coaching staff (which now probably is larger than the playing staff) was seated and looking at us as we entered. Somewhat like the 70s films when the worker's union went in to negotiate with the management. As we sat down, all of us were looking at Mangal to take out his gun out and start firing. But, the dude must have suddenly developed cold feet and just sat there with his mouth open. Lordie walked in about 3 minutes late. Boy George was the first to start the proceedings with his usual management bull **** about how we are down but not out, we need to stay together, play as a unit etc etc. Come on man. Cut the crap, at least now! Skipper took over from there and offered to resign. He said that he has spoken to Bhookha, and owns up responsibility for the team's performance and is ready to step down if the team is not happy with him. He asked Lordie if he'd like to take over the captaincy. There were signs of some guys hoping for Lordie to say yes. But Lordie is a smart dude. He knows there's very little he can do with this bunch of players. Why clean up after others have crapped all over the house. He played the role the statesman and said that it will be disastrous to change captains midway. There was a discussion on what all has gone wrong so far. Given that almost everything's gone wrong from the time we landed, the discussion was pretty short. There were some discussions on team selection. It was quite obvious that skipper and Bhookha have had a fall out. Bhookha was quiet most of the time. Skipper wants Bhookha to settle his problems with Style Bhai spinner. Style Bhai's been kept out becoz of Bhookha's issues with his attitude. And the skipper wants him back - attitude problem or not. It seems to me that skipper's had enough of it and now wants to stand on his own 2 little feet. Style Bhai told in unequivocal terms that he wants to play. Bhookha is still non committal. Lordie wants Bangla Tiger to be drafted in. Skipper seems to be agreeing. Bhookha has not openly disagreed. But that means that Junta will have to sit out and Style Bhai will come in. Now, whether Bhookha swallows his pride and lets it happen today is a different matter altogether. Bhookha has realised that the water has risen beyond the danger line. I think he is aware that he can't push things much at this stage. Boy George is his best friend at the moment. The 2 of them are responsible for where we find ourselves today. Now on to some interesting stuff. News from Sheikh's camp is that he has tried every trick up his fingers but Big Sister's still eluded him. Looks like he is finding Big Sister harder to get than even his national captaincy. For now, he seems to be settling for Little Sister. It's not known yet whether the issue has been nailed or not. Gilly Danda has an interesting take on why skipper's not scoring runs in this tournament. It seems skipper is scared of the consequences, as to what Dildo may expect from him after the match. For hints, please see picture.

Anyone has clues about these new guys like Mangal Pandey who fancies himself as the skipper of the team next year, Boy George who goes with his managerial BS, little sister and Style Bhai who has been kep out of the team because John Buchanan was not happy with his attitude?

[tusha_manek00]

Style Bhai is Murali Karthik.Mangal Pandey could be Laxmi Shukla

[flamy]

Mangal Pandey is Shukla Style Bhai.... I'll have to check the squad... lil sister is obviously shamita shetty