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A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father. "Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."
Brilliant
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nikred plz do not post any more pjs on this thread its a polite request to u u open ur own pj thread and rite whateva u wanna rite dont spoil other's thread domain k is one off my buddies here :--D

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Banta: What`s the fastest way to a man`s heart? Santa: Through his chest with a sharp knife. __________________________________________________________ Santa: Are you chewing gum? Banta: No, I'm Banta. ________________________________________________ A lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell. Santa doesn`t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out _______________________________________________________________ Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell me what is the opposite of Naag Panchami? Banta: So simple Naag do not punch me. _________________________________________ Santa standing on the platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa you'll die. Santa: Fool you'll die because haven�t you heard the train is coming on platform? ____________________________________________________ Santa: I haven't slept all night in the train. Banta: Y? Santa: Got upper berth. Banta: Y didn't u try to Exchange? Santa: Oye, there was nobody 2 Exchange in the lower berth. :((

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Banta: What`s the fastest way to a man`s heart? Santa: Through his chest with a sharp knife. __________________________________________________________ Santa: Are you chewing gum? Banta: No, I'm Banta. ________________________________________________ A lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell. Santa doesn`t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out _______________________________________________________________ Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell me what is the opposite of Naag Panchami? Banta: So simple Naag do not punch me. _________________________________________ Santa standing on the platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa you'll die. Santa: Fool you'll die because haven�t you heard the train is coming on platform? ____________________________________________________ Santa: I haven't slept all night in the train. Banta: Y? Santa: Got upper berth. Banta: Y didn't u try to Exchange? Santa: Oye, there was nobody 2 Exchange in the lower berth. :((
lol.....good ones.:two_thumbs_up:
nikred Newbie

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nikred plz do not post any more pjs on this thread its a polite request to u u open ur own pj thread and rite whateva u wanna rite dont spoil other's thread domain k is one off my buddies here :--D
This is blatant bezthi. I am hurt. :((
nikred Newbie

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No' date=' you are welcome to post on my thread.:two_thumbs_up:[/quote'] Alright *sniff* *sniff* Here is another one A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which platform are you working on?" :((
DomainK Newbie

DomainK

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Alright *sniff* *sniff* Here is another one A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which platform are you working on?" :((
:((:((
Guest Gunner

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Alright *sniff* *sniff* Here is another one A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which platform are you working on?" :((
:(( :(( :(( PS: That was ****ing appalling you jerk.
Guest Gunner

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No aboosing :nono:
Calling you a jerk was certainly not aboosing in comparison to that PJ.:finger::finger:
beetle Rising Star

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An old favorite PJ of mine: Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree feeling happy. Suddenly Happy fell down.:D
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:This the cutest pj EVER!:--D
nikred Newbie

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domain k plz dont allow nikred to post his faaltu pjs it makes this thread horrible
Alright on popular demand one more joke. :icflove: Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? A. Money :((
Shane Newbie

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Alright *sniff* *sniff* Here is another one A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which platform are you working on?" :((
Indeed, Dread the Nikred :nervous:
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