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[gaurav92]

PJ Fever once again :((

[DomainK]

good job dk:clap:

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PJ Fever once again :((

Yes, the good old days of great PJs are back.:yay:

[DomainK]

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts another leg and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts the third leg and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts the fourth leg and says, "chal.....", it does not move. Finally he wrote the conclusion: "After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf.":hysterical:

[DomainK]

What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units? - Pizza! Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h =>pi*z*z* a =Pizza Hence Proved.:two_thumbs_up:

[DomainK]

What do you call the most religious unit in electric science? -Ohm

[DomainK]

A group of elephants were sitting on the street, a beautiful n slim female elephant passed by. wat does de loafer elephant says ???? wow .......3600...2400...3600 !!!!!!!

[DomainK]

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

[Sir john]

dk i am sending your pj to my special one ,thats make her laugh.:yay: good job bhai.:two_thumbs_up:

[DomainK]

Male or female? Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often overinflated. Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

[DomainK]

dk i am sending your pj to my special one ,thats make her laugh.:yay: good job bhai.:two_thumbs_up:

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[DomainK]

Q) What is the Center of Gravity? A) "V" How????? "gra V ity" :two_thumbs_up:

[DomainK]

Beggar - Sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab - Tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte hue??? Beggar - Abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

[Laaloo]

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts another leg and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts the third leg and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts the fourth leg and says, "chal.....", it does not move. Finally he wrote the conclusion: "After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf.":hysterical:

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[gaurav92]

Keep 'em coming DK.

[beetle]

nice ones DK!

[DomainK]

nice ones DK!

Thanks. You always like my jokes. :icflove:

[DomainK]

Time for season 3, guys. Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron." "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!" :D

[DomainK]

there are 10 different kinds of people in this world Those that know binary and those that don't.

[DomainK]

Equation 1: Study = Don't fail Equation 2: Don't Study = Fail Adding equations 1 and 2: Study + Dont Study= Fail +Don't Fail => Study(1+Dont)= Fail(1 + Dont) => Study = Fail. Hence proved.:bow:

[DomainK]

Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.