00aklu Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 One day Bill Clinton is riding in his Limousine and he said to the driver, "You know, I used to love driving very much when I was young, and I haven't done it for a long time. Why don't you let me drive for once." The driver thinks to him self, "Well I can't say no to this guy, he's the president." So the driver pulls over and they change places. Bill was having fun, zooming down the freeway, dodging and overtaking cars. After a while the driver taps on the window and tells Bill, "Mr President, slow down a bit. You're doing over a hundred and fifty miles an hour." Bill says, "ahhh, don't worry about it, I'm the President." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car and Bill rolls down the tinted window and says: "Do you know who I am?" The cop sees the President and says, "oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?" Bill says, "sure" The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "guys I just pulled over some one very important, and I need advice on how to handle this." They ask who, "The mayor?" "No, much more important." "The governor?" "more important." "The President?" "No, even more important." "Well, who can be more important than the President?" "I don't know, but Bill Clinton is his chauffeur."
Riley's Girl Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 I've heard this before somewhere but it's still a good one! LOL.
nikred Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 :(( Thank you. I thought something was wrong with me, especially since the expert liked it. :((
flamy Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 hehe, an old trick, but clever. :hatsoff: nikred and desi :fail: humorless bastards :finger:
Desi Cartman Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 hehe, an old trick, but clever. :hatsoff: nikred and desi :fail: humorless bastards :finger: :sniffle::sniffle::sniffle::sniffle::sniffle:
nikred Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 hehe, an old trick, but clever. :hatsoff: nikred and desi :fail: humorless bastards :finger: ayyo, even flamy. :((
gaurav92 Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Thank you. I thought something was wrong with me' date=' especially since the [b']expert liked it. :(( :hatsoff: at last u understood that u were the Chooza not me
nikred Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 :hatsoff: at last u understood that u were the Chooza not me All I understood is you guys have faltu sense of humor. :aetsch:
gaurav92 Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 ^^ YOU = Nikred :finger: Sour Grapes for u nicky :hahaha:
nikred Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 what is chauffeur :hmmmm2: A person hired to drive a car.
The Outsider Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 A person hired to drive a car. :hysterical::hysterical:
flamy Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 A person hired to drive a car. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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