CricketGirl Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Men strike back! - Lovingly brought to you by MR CG!! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....' ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. -- -----------------------------! --------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ----------------------------------- ----------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------ Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------ Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and To the select few women who can handle it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Su vaat che, daal bhaat saak che :D :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 1, 2009 Author Share Posted October 1, 2009 Su vaat che' date=' daal bhaat saak che :D :hysterical::hysterical:[/quote'] thaara chaddi ma keera cheh! :poink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 thaara chaddi ma keera cheh! :poink: aavi ne kaadi ja :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 1, 2009 Author Share Posted October 1, 2009 aavi ne kaadi ja :hehe: thel peeva ja!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Leva ja Rename this thread Gujjus strike back :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Leva ja Rename this thread Gujjus strike back :hehe: Vacche kem boliyo kutra :poink: :P P.S: CG no more spamming, or you will face severe charges:emc: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Kem Cho? :dontknow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Vacche kem boliyo kutra :poink: :P P.S: CG no more spamming, or you will face severe charges:emc: aapro Guju bhai ne avvi ritte marre? I was excited, aapro Gujrat no chokdo Mod che :(( Good to know people on the inside :winky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temujin Khaghan Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 lol nice.:haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 thaara chaddi ma keera cheh! :poink: aavi ne kaadi ja :hehe: :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riya Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 ---------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. -- -----------------------------! --------------------------- Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------ Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and To the select few women who can handle it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 1, 2009 Author Share Posted October 1, 2009 aapro Guju bhai ne avvi ritte marre? I was excited, aapro Gujrat no chokdo Mod che :(( Good to know people on the inside :winky: come on lets have some unity amongst the gujjus man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 come on lets have some unity amongst the gujjus men!! We do have unity amongst the gujju men. Dravid and BB are a couple. Dark had a thing for Sachinism. It's only impure gujjus like you who get in the way woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 1, 2009 Author Share Posted October 1, 2009 We do have unity amongst the gujju men. Dravid and BB are a couple. Dark had a thing for Sachinism. It's only impure gujjus like you who get in the way woman :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 We do have unity amongst the gujju men. Dravid and BB are a couple. Dark had a thing for Sachinism. It's only impure gujjus like you who get in the way woman Even your left hand is not your best friend. It keeps whacking others :finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Why do men die before their wives? They want to. :hysterical: Good stuff. :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Lol. Good ones CG.:two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wicket Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 P.S: CG no more spamming' date=' or you will face severe charges:emc:[/quote'] You're not even a mod in this forum. :aetsch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 You're not even a mod in this forum. :aetsch: Did I mention she'll face the charges ova heaaaa ? I take care of matters like these in my territory. P.S: I could still hand out infractions in Chit Chat I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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