dev.goswami Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 "To quit smoking is very easy..i've done it hundreds of times" : People attribute it to Mark Twain...but its actually anonymous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted March 4, 2010 Author Share Posted March 4, 2010 Just because you're not paranoid it doesn't mean they're not out to get you. The meek shall ineherit the Earth after we're done with it. Eat, drink & be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible? I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted March 4, 2010 Author Share Posted March 4, 2010 Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted March 4, 2010 Author Share Posted March 4, 2010 I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted March 4, 2010 Author Share Posted March 4, 2010 I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted March 4, 2010 Author Share Posted March 4, 2010 We are the people our parents warned us about. Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson87 Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 What's the most resilient parasite? An Idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules. - :winky: Inception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." Micheal Jordan. This quote makes me jizz my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three'sACrowd Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Original, before the battle quote by Oliver Hazard Perry We have met the enemy and they are ours.. Cartoon character Pogo changed it to an even more famous quote: We have met the enemy and he is us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Failure is a delayed success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satishg Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." Micheal Jordan. This quote makes me jizz my pants. Wow! really good one that :two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 My friend to me over Facebook. ------ "dat place sucks man, its like a punishment" - Precisely why I left that shythole. Looks like the poor bugger is still stuck there. ------- :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted March 8, 2010 Author Share Posted March 8, 2010 Being flexible in our views is a sign not of weakness but of strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted March 8, 2010 Author Share Posted March 8, 2010 Sad, but true. :sniffle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted March 17, 2010 Author Share Posted March 17, 2010 I don't think anybody's necessarily ready for death. You can only hope that when it approaches, you feel like you've said what you wanted to say. Nobody wants to go out in mid-sentence. - Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Smile. It's easier than explaining why you're sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted March 17, 2010 Author Share Posted March 17, 2010 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Domaink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." -George Carlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelig Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I don't make New Year resolutions coz I'm already better. - Il P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 start to breathe and fake a smile... it's all the same after awhile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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