Sachinism Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Patel is a Gujju-bhai. Patel was bragging to his boss one day,' You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.' Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, 'OK, Patel how about Tom Cruise?' 'Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.' So Patel and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, 'Patel! Great to see you. You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!' Although impressed, Patel's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Patel that he thinks Patel's knowing Cruise was just lucky. 'No, no, just name anyone else,' Patel says. 'President Bush,' his boss quickly retorts. 'Yes,' Patel says, 'I know him, let's fly out to Washington.' And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Patel on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, 'Patel , what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up.' Well, the boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Patel who again implores him to name anyone else. 'The Pope,' his boss replies. 'Sure!' says Patel . 'My folks use to live in Germany, and I've known the Pope a long time.' So off they fly to Rome. Patel and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Patel says,'This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope.' And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Patel emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Patel returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Patel asks him, 'What happened?' His boss looks up and says, 'I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, who's that man on the balcony with Patel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 :hysterical: :giggle: good one sach!! luckily i iz not patel! btw are you patel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 Nope not Patel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Nope not Patel. so u dont have a corner shop then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 so u dont have a corner shop then? :haha: Evil. There hardly are any Patel corner shops nowadays. Indians have moved up the ladder to bigger and better things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 :haha: Evil. There hardly are any Patel corner shops nowadays. Indians have moved up the ladder to bigger and better things yup, now its motels. :agree: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 :haha: Evil. There hardly are any Patel corner shops nowadays. Indians have moved up the ladder to bigger and better things true true!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 yup' date=' now its motels. :agree:[/quote'] :poink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 yup' date=' now its motels. :agree:[/quote'] Is that racist? :hmmm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Is that racist? :hmmm: Right, as if its some kind of a bad business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Right' date=' as if its some kind of a bad business. [/quote'] It was not necessarily the words, but the way they came out of your mouth… I think Nikred is racist against Patels..:hmmm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 It was not necessarily the words' date=' but the way they came out of your mouth… I think Nikred is racist against Patels..:hmmm:[/quote'] :dito: because reading words on a screen has so much body language! :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 :dito: because reading words on a screen has so much body language! :giggle: There you go, even CG bhen agrees.. So Nikred is racist after all..:yikes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 This is so not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 B_B, did you know Nikred is racist? :secret: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 No racism against pa-tails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 B_B' date=' did you know Nikred is racist? :secret:[/quote'] :agree: nikki baby u racist against patels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 :agree: nikki baby u racist against patels! No, I am not racist against Patels ..........me racist against all northies. :icflove: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravid Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Nope not Patel. vanio hase saalo :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Aa joke saaro nathi sachinism :damnmate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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