Lord Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And Say, "happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me. As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy Birthday." I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember. My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word. So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent. As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered. I Worked Until One O'clock And Then Jane Knocked On My Door And Said,"you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me." I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day. Let's Go!" We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day... We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?" I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?" She Said, "let's Go To My Apartment." After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back." "ok." I Nervously Replied. She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake... Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-workers.. . All Singing "happy Birthday"! And I Just Sat There... On The Couch... . . . . . undressed !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I didn't even bother reading...after the BOLD display..:(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 changed it read now:(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I didn't even bother reading...after seeing the LARGE font...:(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 I didn't even bother reading...after seeing the LARGE font...:(( fixed that too.now no more complaints.if u dont wanna read it,dont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 fixed that too.now no more complaints.if u dont wanna read it' date='dont[/quote'] I already read it. Just fecking with you. :icflove: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 I already read it. Just fecking with you. :icflove: :whack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 :whack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelig Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I already read it. Just fecking with you. :icflove: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley's Girl Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 LOL ps: i Read The Joke Despite The Bloody Capitals. :winky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temujin Khaghan Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 aw ****... u just turned my ultimate fantasy into a nightmare. see you should know that these jokes are not for men. this is unforgivable... the secretary fantasy comes right after the princess leia in slave costume... u just ruined it completely. I HATE U! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunner Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 aw ****... u just turned my ultimate fantasy into a nightmare. see you should know that these jokes are not for men. this is unforgivable... the secretary fantasy comes right after the princess leia in slave costume... u just ruined it completely. I HATE U! :mad: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 aw ****... u just turned my ultimate fantasy into a nightmare. see you should know that these jokes are not for men. this is unforgivable... the secretary fantasy comes right after the princess leia in slave costume... u just ruined it completely. I HATE U! :mad: Do you imagine yourself as Jabba??? :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Online Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 old one but still good one mate :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sachinrox Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zubinpepsi Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Llyw-AMm16Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shubham45 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 gud joke lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadoo Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Nice one L:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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