Shoaib Akhtar gets liposuction...

[Nova]

Graphics by tdigi :winky: ISLAMABAD: Shoaib Akhtar will require another three to five months to get into shape for the strenuous cricket activities following a liposuction surgery conducted on him the other day. The Pakistan fast bowler underwent surgery at a private hospital in Islamabad on Friday, shedding a good amount of fat in the process. “He would require three to five months to get fit. Any one going through such surgery needs a proper rehabilitation programme to get fit and ready for the strenuous exercise. Any attempt to make an untimely comeback could further complicate his fitness problems,†said Dr Waqar Ahmad, Deputy Director General Pakistan Sports Board. Waqar said that Shoaib is already 34. “In such an age, there are always chances of complications. Shoaib has to be careful in order to regain his full strength.†Dr. Humayun, who the other day while talking to ‘The News’ admitted conducting surgery on the player, said Shoaib had been given general anesthesia for the purpose. Meanwhile, former Test pacer Sarfraz Nawaz expressed his unhappiness over Shoaib’s decision to reduce the fat through liposuction. “He definitely has taken a wrong step. It is like taking a shortcut to make your body trim and ready. He should have instead tried to reduce the weight and trim his physique through workouts. That way you reduce your weight every day,†he said. Meanwhile, the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) is totally in the dark regarding the development and no prior approval has been sought by the bowler who has decided to go through the process. “All the players who are in contract with the board are supposed to take the PCB in confidence before going through any such exercise. In Shoaib caseís we know nothing. However, we are in process of gathering the facts,†said a PCB spokesman. Despite surgery, it is unlikely that Shoaib would be in a position get ready and in form for the Test series against Australia starting in 40 days time.

[Shane]

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[The Dark Horse]

:haha:

[DomainK]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Result of too much steroids drugs.

[Dinx - the Jinx]

BTW.. What is this liposuction?

[Online]

BTW.. What is this liposuction?

sucking fat out of your body, a short cut to weight loss

[Sooda]

and operation to reduce fat from the body. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liposuction Pak dont need him, he's not good for Pak cricket

[Dinx - the Jinx]

oh so.. is this how our bollywood actors lose weight quickly..huh?

[Params7]

LMAO Shoaib too lazy to work the fat off. I think he'll cut down on his run up too now

[triam]

Shoaib gets a b00b job. Our esteemed correspondents report that Shoaib Akthar in an effort to qualify for the Pakistans womens national cricket team got a b00b job from noted plastic surgeon Dr. Simone Wall. The doctor commented that Shoaib now has 36 DD size and he will be completely fine in 2-3 months to undergo the rigors of cricket. Shoaib was ecstatic that the operation was successful. "After becoming the phastest baller in mens cricket, I got bored with the game, transitioning to womens cricket gives me a whole new set of challenges, and I want to be the fastest baller in womens cricket too" explained Shoaib adjusting his cleavage. The womens cricket team captain Sana Mir, told our correspondent "Shoaib is a well known cricketer, and we wuld be glad to have her in our team, provided she passes our fitness tests". Shah Rukh Khan the team owner of Kolkatta Knight Riders, for which Shoaib plays for was ecstatic hearing this news, "I always had a crush on Shoaib, now with his b00b job I am overjoyed, and also said Shoaib will be the first woman to play for Knight Riders club". Not everyone was overjoyed though, Younis Khan the ex captain of Pakistan national team, quoted "I knew something was wrong with Shoaib, the way guys were behind him all the time, I am very disappointed and in fact I am going to approach PCB and ask them to make me captain, so that I can resign my captaincy in disappointment". Inzamam Ul Haq ex captain of Pakistan said "Bismillah ur rehman, poyz is girlz now, Inshallah, girlz good, poys also good"

[DomainK]

Shoaib gets a b00b job. Our esteemed correspondents report that Shoaib Akthar in an effort to qualify for the Pakistans womens national cricket team got a b00b job from noted plastic surgeon Dr. Simone Wall. The doctor commented that Shoaib now has 36 DD size and he will be completely fine in 2-3 months to undergo the rigors of cricket. Shoaib was ecstatic that the operation was successful. "After becoming the phastest baller in mens cricket, I got bored with the game, transitioning to womens cricket gives me a whole new set of challenges, and I want to be the fastest baller in womens cricket too" explained Shoaib adjusting his cleavage. The womens cricket team captain Sana Mir, told our correspondent "Shoaib is a well known cricketer, and we wuld be glad to have her in our team, provided she passes our fitness tests". Shah Rukh Khan the team owner of Kolkatta Knight Riders, for which Shoaib plays for was ecstatic hearing this news, "I always had a crush on Shoaib, now with his b00b job I am overjoyed, and also said Shoaib will be the first woman to play for Knight Riders club". Not everyone was overjoyed though, Younis Khan the ex captain of Pakistan national team, quoted "I knew something was wrong with Shoaib, the way guys were behind him all the time, I am very disappointed and in fact I am going to approach PCB and ask them to make me captain, so that I can resign my captaincy in disappointment". Inzamam Ul Haq ex captain of Pakistan said "Bismillah ur rehman, poyz is girlz now, Inshallah, girlz good, poys also good"

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: This is hilarious.:two_thumbs_up:

[ViruRulez]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[DeXteR]

next is what?

[vvvslaxman]

next is what?

Expanding something? Dr. Kalimuthu is an expert i think.

[rishi008]

BTW.. What is this liposuction?

he is next emraan hashmi of bollywood....he has signed a mahesh bhatt film....which requires him too kiss..:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[vvvslaxman]

he is next emraan hashmi of bollywood....he has signed a mahesh bhatt film....which requires him too kiss..:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

I doubt he takes bath. He always looks like someone who hasn't taken bath in years like Venugopal Rao. Heriones will refuse to act with him.

[Pak_Forever]

Man this guy won't leave any opportunity to get people laughing at him. How about spending few hours at the gym and pool and cutting down on parathas and samosas?! I feel really really sad, what a sight he used to be during late 90s and early-mid 00. Only if he had worked on his fitness and attitude then he could have been the best of the bests. There's no chance of him coming back in the squad. An absolute waste of a talent he is, an absolute waste!!!

[Desi Cartman]

Shah Rukh Khan the team owner of Kolkatta Knight Riders, for which Shoaib plays for was ecstatic hearing this news, "I always had a crush on Shoaib, now with his b00b job I am overjoyed, and also said Shoaib will be the first woman to play for Knight Riders club".

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[Nova]

On a serious note I hope he comes back for T20 at least. 4 overs won't be that of a big deal to bowl...heck he might be back for IPL in the future. He was such a treat to watch.

[nikred]

WTF????.....I was thinking this was a joke thread. That cartoon in the OP had me fooled. This is the lowest of low a sportsman can ever go. You can make a mini-series on the misadventures of this man. :headshake: