Dark Warrior Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 TANJOOBERRYMUTTS..... I Bet you can't stop laughing after reading this : By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China . In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken...... Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes... The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service today...... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." Room Service: "Ow ulai den?" Guest: ".....What??" Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?" Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please." Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?" Guest: "Crisp will be fine." Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?" Guest: "What?" Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?" Guest: "I.... Don't think so.." RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???" Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means." RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?" Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RoomService: "We botter?" Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side." RoomService: "Wad?!?" Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side." RoomService: "Copy?" Guest: "Excuse me?" RoomService: "Copy...tea.. meel?" Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything." RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??" Guest: "Whatever you say." RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts." Guest: "You're welcome" Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you! :--D :--D :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Actually I understood 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' just by reading the title. :nervous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Online Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I guessed tanjooberrymutts at the start...but the rest of the joke is still hilarious :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 Actually I understood 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' just by reading the title. :nervous: I guessed tanjooberrymutts at the start...but the rest of the joke is still hilarious :D Naam me kya rakhaa hai, Bhaawnao ko samjo. :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temujin Khaghan Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 lol. and its true too to a certain extent. funny, the chinese guy in my office used to say "sank you" instead of thank you. i guess thats because he is mandarin... the people who speak cantonese are heavily accented. even indian people have a heavy accent... but if you make fun of it, they will just laugh it off. chinese people get very angry if you point out the heavy accent, they have a lot of inferiority complex in the speaking sense. But they are very hardworking IMO. The laziest chinese guy at the uni used to sleep only 6 hours a day :omg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temujin Khaghan Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Actually I understood 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' just by reading the title. :nervous: u are chinku!:cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 u are chinku!:cantstop: I guess I ordered many a times Chinese food for delivery. :nervous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temujin Khaghan Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I guess I ordered many a times Chinese food for delivery. :nervous: lol. btw do u cook or are u married... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomainK Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Outsider Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 lol. btw do u cook or are u married... Are they supposed to be mutually exclusive things? :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Tanjooberrymutts far dis bunderfool jak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 lol. btw do u cook or are u married... I do cook, somehow it does seem to answer your question that I am also not married. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temujin Khaghan Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Are they supposed to be mutually exclusive things? :giggle: some husbands are made to cook. :--D ... i assume nikred is a little soft... tanjooberrymutts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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