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EMC Sponsors the 3rd Test Match Starter Bidding (Sachinism is a winnah!)

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Mr. Wicket Newbie

Mr. Wicket

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I am gonna make an offer EMC can't refuse.:eyedance: EMC, I don't think I will be able to raise the funds so here is the deal...if we win/ draw, you will let me go and double my (whatever is left at the end of the match) but if we lose, I shall pay you $1. :popcorn:
I have been asked to reply to this, as the rest of the Consortiumatti is laughing too hard at the absurdity of that offer to respond right now. The answer is no. We shall have your money... or your name on the b& list and your soul. (Maybe both, but let's see about that later...) Assuming, of course, that you get the winning bid.
Zelig Newbie

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I have been asked to reply to this, as the rest of the Consortiumatti is laughing too hard at the absurdity of that offer to respond right now. The answer is no. We shall have your money... or your name on the b& list and your soul. (Maybe both, but let's see about that later...) Assuming, of course, that you get the winning bid.
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :((:nervous:
Sachinism Newbie

Sachinism

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I am gonna make an offer EMC can't refuse.:eyedance: EMC, I don't think I will be able to raise the funds so here is the deal...if we win/ draw, you will let me go and double my (whatever is left at the end of the match) but if we lose, I shall pay you $1. :popcorn:1pdmr4.jpg
:poink: What kinda deal is that? Wheres the part of either your signature or your brains on the contract
Added. :marchmellow:
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Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Kay Adams: What was that? Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract. Kay Adams: ... Michael: ...That's a true story.
ViruRulez Newbie

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I am gonna make an offer EMC can't refuse.:eyedance: EMC, I don't think I will be able to raise the funds so here is the deal...if we win/ draw, you will let me go and double my (whatever is left at the end of the match) but if we lose, I shall pay you $1. :popcorn:1pdmr4.jpg
Ok another drawing :woot: Maybe you can bargain with EMC with this drawing like David Thorne did with his spider drawing :hatsoff:
Guest Evil Mod Consortium

Guest Evil Mod Consortium

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The Consortiumatti does not bargain with drawings. Money and souls are the only currency we work with.

nikred Newbie

nikred

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The Consortiumatti does not bargain with drawings. Money and souls are the only currency we work with.
So when will the bidding come to an end? :--D
Guest Evil Mod Consortium

Guest Evil Mod Consortium

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So when will the bidding come to an end? :--D
When the consortiumatti so deigns in all its mercifulness. Talking of mercy, have we taxed you on your 20 million as we had promised? Our mercy is an ocean which keeps on giving. :emc:
Guest Hiten.

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I would bid but I actually went through my match threads, the team I rooted for always ended up losing. So no point in losing my fortunes + worsening my match thread starting jinxes + making team India lose. I shall back out poyz :creep:

Mr. Wicket Newbie

Mr. Wicket

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I would bid but I actually went through my match threads, the team I rooted for always ended up losing. So no point in losing my fortunes + worsening my match thread starting jinxes + making team India lose. I shall back out poyz :creep:
Retreating like a Frenchman. :headshake: (hey, is youse pure kanedian or french-kanedian?) Gujjew simply doesn't want to part with any of his money. Cheapass.
Guest Hiten.

Guest Hiten.

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Retreating like a Frenchman. :headshake: (hey, is youse pure kanedian or french-kanedian?) Gujjew simply doesn't want to part with any of his money. Cheapass.
It's not about losing the money. It's about the abuses that are hurled at you when things don't go your way :((
Guest Evil Mod Consortium

Guest Evil Mod Consortium

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It's not about losing the money. It's about the abuses that are hurled at you when things don't go your way :((
This is a process determined by the free market. Abuses towards the winner will not be tolerated (and viewed simply as jealousy from those too cheap to buy rights to the match thread). If things do not go India's way in this game, those who wish to complain will be invited to stop being cheapass auction watchers like Dominik, and actually bid next time.
Gujjew simply doesn't want to part with any of his money. Cheapass.
He may not want to, but the Consortiumatti reserves the right to tax and redistribute wealth to those less fortunate/skilled in exploiting bets.
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