Indianfan_Hyd Posted December 26, 2009 Posted December 26, 2009 Umar Akmal says he is 21 not 19 """As with just about all of the Pakistanis, there is an air of intrigue and mystery about Umar. The confident youngster says he is 21 - even though he is officially listed as 19""" http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/ricky-ponting-expect-the-unexpected-from-visitors/story-e6frf9if-1225813697183
vvvslaxman Posted December 26, 2009 Posted December 26, 2009 They are blaming it as flat pitch. On the same pitch they might fold for low scores. Their explanation will be our batsmen are capable of being crap on any surface. what exactly they want? Add 200 runs loan when they bat because they are crap? I can ask Gambhir to loan 200 runs with a 10% interest.
EnterTheVoid Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 Super phaaast Asif trundling at a piss poor ~ 130 km / h :phehehe:
Show_stopper Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 And the donkeys are cornered once again
Dhondy Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 If these guys dont manage to average less than 30 or so in this tour then all the hype is just that -- hype. For comparison' date=' Dale Steyn picked 18 wickets @ 26 in his last tour to Australia. Even in the following battles in South Africa, where he had a relatively less successful series, he managed 16 wickets @ 29[/quote'] Steyn is a world away. Let these guys match Irfan Pathan's performance down under the last time around- 8 @ 28.62, or even Dwayne Bravo's- 11 @ 29, and then we can talk. Right now, Pakistan are under the scanner, and they are wriggling like a bunch of spirogyra in hypertonic saline. A few reputations will be made or broken at the end of this series and careers are on line. How many of you could envisage Abdur Rauf turning out for Umar Gul just six months ago? Pakistani selectors, home and on tour, work on a notoriously short leash. If Pakistan get blanked out in this one, I can see changes for the 2nd test- Gul in for Rauf, but unthinkably, Md Sami in for Aamer. And if he picks up a few Aussie scalps in the 2nd Test, young Aamer might just be cooling his heels for the next few years.
Bumper Posted December 27, 2009 Author Posted December 27, 2009 Right now, Pakistan are under the scanner, and they are wriggling like a bunch of spirogyra in hypertonic saline. A few reputations will be made or broken at the end of this series and careers are on line. How many of you could envisage Abdur Rauf turning out for Umar Gul just six months ago? Pakistani selectors, home and on tour, work on a notoriously short leash. If Pakistan get blanked out in this one, I can see changes for the 2nd test- Gul in for Rauf, but unthinkably, Md Sami in for Aamer. And if he picks up a few Aussie scalps in the 2nd Test, young Aamer might just be cooling his heels for the next few years. Did you see MoYo getting out to the short pitched delivery from Siddle ? He took his eyes off the ball & gloved it while taking evasive action. He got out in similar fashion in NZ as well (to a rising delivery). And this guy is deemed a great batsman because he averages 54! As for knee-jerk selections, I think there is a cultural aspect to this. Asians by nature have this habit of overreacting to successes and failures. India used to be like that in the 90s. But India and SL have evolved on this aspect. You can see that in the relative stability of the XIs. But Pakistan hasnt evolved. Which is why we see players given one or two chances dumped, rotated, recycled and 6 months later they are back again in the squad. Here are some gems i gathered surfing rival message boards: * It is always the player who is not in the XI who'd have saved the team. Afridi & Razzaq were the key allrounders missing. Apparently they have a lot bigger heart than the rest (though Aloomia may object to it) * Shoaib Malik would have been a much better player than Faisal Iqbal (never mind he sucked just two tests ago and Faisal was brought back from wilderness). * Is MoYo the right captain ? * Waqar (who has been a coach for 8 hours) has not done a good job with Aamer. * Ajmal (who was supposed to the secret weapon) is useless * Farhat (who just made a century & had established himself two weeks ago) is technically poor and has been exposed. Just one more failure, calls to Khurram Manzoor will erupt. * The selectors have committed a huge blunder by not picking some Talha, Walha, Jalha and a bunch of other no namers for this tour. Talent alone will not take Pakistan's cricket forward. This team needs better leadership. Unfortunately, because of politics and factions no one is allowed to emerge/stay powerful for very long.
Bumper Posted December 27, 2009 Author Posted December 27, 2009 Haha, I just finished typing my last post & I already gather that YK is being called by the team management. Are these guys for real ? YK should have been there in the first place, but to dump him and call him back after batting for less than 2 sessions is overreaction of the highest order. God help this team!
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punjabi_khota Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 Did you see MoYo getting out to the short pitched delivery from Siddle ? He took his eyes off the ball & gloved it while taking evasive action. He got out in similar fashion in NZ as well (to a rising delivery). And this guy is deemed a great batsman because he averages 54! As for knee-jerk selections, I think there is a cultural aspect to this. Asians by nature have this habit of overreacting to successes and failures. India used to be like that in the 90s. But India and SL have evolved on this aspect. You can see that in the relative stability of the XIs. But Pakistan hasnt evolved. Which is why we see players given one or two chances dumped, rotated, recycled and 6 months later they are back again in the squad. Here are some gems i gathered surfing rival message boards: * It is always the player who is not in the XI who'd have saved the team. Afridi & Razzaq were the key allrounders missing. Apparently they have a lot bigger heart than the rest (though Aloomia may object to it) * Shoaib Malik would have been a much better player than Faisal Iqbal (never mind he sucked just two tests ago and Faisal was brought back from wilderness). * Is MoYo the right captain ? * Waqar (who has been a coach for 8 hours) has not done a good job with Aamer. * Ajmal (who was supposed to the secret weapon) is useless * Farhat (who just made a century & had established himself two weeks ago) is technically poor and has been exposed. Just one more failure, calls to Khurram Manzoor will erupt. * The selectors have committed a huge blunder by not picking some Talha, Walha, Jalha and a bunch of other no namers for this tour. Talent alone will not take Pakistan's cricket forward. This team needs better leadership. Unfortunately, because of politics and factions no one is allowed to emerge/stay powerful for very long. You forgot to mention the most important point...that Imran Khan alone can save the cricket team and the country. He should be batting coach, bowling coach, non playing captain, fitness coach, selector, chief of Pak cricket board, president of Pakistan, defence minister and also foreign affairs minister, while also holding the chief of ISI post.
Bumper Posted December 27, 2009 Author Posted December 27, 2009 I was just going to say that .... :--D ... Its time to bump one of your past gems about the Paki team ... which was based on the musical chairs and the repeated misadventures by Paki players .... I think the time for that would be the end of the series, when Inti is on his way out, Moyo is put on notice, Farhat makes way for Taufeeq Umar, Faisal for Malik, Gul for Rana and Waqar takes over as the long term (for the next 3 tests) head coach of the team:--D
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Dhondy Posted December 28, 2009 Posted December 28, 2009 Bumps, it's happened. Eunice is Oz bound on Khazak airlines as we speak, flying economy class. Withdrew from team after an ODI loss v NZ in Sharjah (prestigious as they get, innit?) because he felt he'd "lost the confidence of his players". ("Tum pe se aitbaar uth gaya, Eunice bhai"). The other bhai in the team, Yousufbhai, grinning like a maniac, took over the poisoned chalice, but is apparently finding it quite hard going (not because the side is doing badly, but because he detests being the seniormost player being outscored by Umar Akmal). From "Don't cry for me, Pakistan", Eunicebhai has gone to humming, "On Khazak we fly". Meanwhile, PCB are petitioning IOC for "musical chairs" to be inducted as an Olympic sport.
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