Holysmoke Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 One day Ram, Laxman, and Sita decide to travel by plane, going from Lanka to Ayodhya. On the way, when the plane was flying somewhere over Karnataka, suddenly both the engines conk off. The pilots of the plane take both the parachutes and jump off to land safely. Now there are no parachutes left.. and these ppl are pissing in their pants about what to do. In the meanwhile, the plane has lost complete control and is veering down with a crash imminent. Finally Ram says "I'm jumping off the plane.. what will be will be" and he jumps off and lands down straight on his two legs. Nothing happens to him at all! He does not even lose balance! Why? Because He is God:giggle: Now, Ram, seeing that nothing happened to him tells Sita to jump after him. Sita ties her saree and jumps straight after Ram, and she too lands on both her feet. Nothing happens to her as well! Why? Because she is a Goddess! Now its Laxman's turn. Ram shouts to him from the ground.. "BETA LAXMAN, AAJA TU BHI " Laxman, confident and all, dives straight off the plane, does some stunts in the air, does some somersaults and then tries to land on one foot. As soon as the foot touches the ground.. it breaks, and laxman is out. Gone. Dead. Kheema ho gaya uska. Why?:nervous: Because he was VVS Laxman:((
Ram Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 Even Shubhams killers are more bearable than this.. :((
EnterTheVoid Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 Even Shubhams killers are more bearable than this.. :(( :orderorder: Shubham's jokes are funny as. Thats the only reason I visit the jokes forum B->
Dark Warrior Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 After reading this, I feel like VVS Laxman! :((
Dark Warrior Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 :orderorder: Shubham's jokes are funny as. Thats the only reason I visit the jokes forum B-> sree_shubnam :cantstop::cantstop::cantstop:
gaurav92 Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 OMG i think Shubham has hacked holly's account and is posting this cr@p here :((.If not, i was wrong to conclude that Shubham was the worst in this jokes section
gaurav92 Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 :orderorder: Shubham's jokes are funny as. Thats the only reason I visit the jokes forum B-> Then i am sorry for this, but you are the biggest fool on this earth, who come to se shubham's jokes , i hope i am not b& for calling them "jokes".
The Outsider Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were trying to hail a cab down. Finally, a cab stops for them. Pran gets in and zooms off but Amitabh is left stranded. Why? Kyon ki, Pran jaaye par Bachchan na jaaye :((
Guest Hiten. Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were trying to hail a cab down. Finally, a cab stops for them. Pran gets in and zooms off but Amitabh is left stranded. Why? Kyon ki, Pran jaaye par Bachchan na jaaye :(( BRILLIANT! :hysterical::hysterical: Feck you choly :((
Shane Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were trying to hail a cab down. Finally, a cab stops for them. Pran gets in and zooms off but Amitabh is left stranded. Why? Kyon ki, Pran jaaye par Bachchan na jaaye :(( :giggle:
Guest Hiten. Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 When John Abraham bashes up a bad guy in a movie, what does the bad guy tell him? He says, "John !! Ab raham !!"
Dark Warrior Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were trying to hail a cab down. Finally, a cab stops for them. Pran gets in and zooms off but Amitabh is left stranded. Why? Kyon ki, Pran jaaye par Bachchan na jaaye :(( :hysterical::hysterical: I think we ICFers are in pretty good mood these days. :eyedance::icflove:
Desi Cartman Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 choli this is a bigger flop than Mr and Mrs Khanna ...
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