punjabiplaya Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 dev i notice you criticize a lot i have been through your jokes and i barely muster a grin... pls try and post some crackers and then you can criticize,i have gone through n notice u post fail n do ur wonky grin,im sure you have a life instead of bi***ing... by the way i would say your less than 18 just a few hairs on your chin bit of a tosser n no mates...and thats NOT a joke!! desi paaji point noted!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dev.goswami Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 dev i notice you criticize a lot i have been through your jokes and i barely muster a grin... pls try and post some crackers and then you can criticize,i have gone through n notice u post fail n do ur wonky grin,im sure you have a life instead of bi***ing... by the way i would say your less than 18 just a few hairs on your chin bit of a tosser n no mates...and thats NOT a joke!! desi paaji point noted!! Does that mean if the audience wishes to criticize it has to first prove that it is better than you???and then only you'll feel their criticism to be correct??? Anyways if you cannot take it..its fine i will not comment on your jokes further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 o_O' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dev.goswami Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 :haha::haha::haha::haha:..the last 3 seconds were amazing :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Doctor rings the husband of a patient and explains "Your wife is here and I'm afraid there has been a terrible mix up with her test results so we don't know if she's got Alzheimer's or Aids" the man replies "What the hell am I supposed to do now then?" the doctor answers "I'm going to put her on the wrong bus' date=' if she finds her way home don't f**k her!"[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical: Your jokes are terrific punjabiplaya, except the ones with the racist stereotypes. :nervous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sachinism Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 We need a new thread for politically incorrect, sick and plain old twisted jokes. That way we can keep them separate for people who are easily offended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CricketGirl Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 We need a new thread for politically incorrect' date=' sick and plain old twisted jokes. That way we can keep them separate for people who are easily offended[/quote'] :dito: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted February 23, 2010 Author Share Posted February 23, 2010 Balwant Singh takes his mates round 2 his new house. After sum beers & a few glassiah they ask him bout the big brass gong hangin on the wall. Balwant Singh says 'Its a speakin clock'. 'It dsnt look like a clock, hows it work?' they ask. 'I'l show u' he says as he hits it full pelt wiv a mallet & his wife screams from the bedroom 'THERI PAEN DI LAN SINGHA ITS TWENTY 2 THREE IN THE MORNING!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted February 23, 2010 Author Share Posted February 23, 2010 advice for new paki immigrants in the UK..........if you are trapped in a burning house or have been seriously injured and you are bleeding to death....the new emergency number is : 089845457687542343446889678647657585675643535758689879789753243214234687980790678676534 353466879869689563524353464575786797807980868567653454264687977685787466756756675786898 795654634537759889006246535768579868968098789769876968967969869757999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted February 24, 2010 Author Share Posted February 24, 2010 My mates missus left him last thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk + never come back! I asked him how he was coping and he said 'not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff' 2 blokes in the pub discussing their sex lives. 1st bloke says '' we're still at it like rabbits!'' 2nd bloke says ''Huh..I only give it her once a month. I call it Bruce Lee night. Why?says friend. Enter the ****ing Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted February 24, 2010 Author Share Posted February 24, 2010 Sardarji drinking, wife shouts- If you drink more you won't get any pussy 2nite. For 1 hour sardarji was confused- What to choose... 12 year old whisky or 50 year old pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted February 24, 2010 Author Share Posted February 24, 2010 Man goes 2fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis. Lady asks: what r u? He says: im a fireman. But you're only wearing a glass jar says the woman. Exactly. In an emergency, break glass,pull knob & I'll cum as fast as I can.. :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Man goes 2fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis. Lady asks: what r u? He says: im a fireman. But you're only wearing a glass jar says the woman. Exactly. In an emergency, break glass,pull knob & I'll cum as fast as I can.. :haha: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Fireman one was :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravid Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 genius thread :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted February 26, 2010 Author Share Posted February 26, 2010 A little paki boy in class got sent 2 the naughty corner.10 minutes later the little fecker had opened a tuck shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted February 26, 2010 Author Share Posted February 26, 2010 What's more annoying than the dog chewing your shoe? The killer whale eating your trainer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted February 27, 2010 Author Share Posted February 27, 2010 A Baby Baboon said to his Mum "why do we look like this, we are so ugly? Mum replied, "Son be grateful, you should see the poor bastard reading this email! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punjabiplaya Posted February 27, 2010 Author Share Posted February 27, 2010 I got myself one of those 'Anti Bullying' wrist bands today...... I nicked it off a big smelly fat paki kid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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