punjabiplaya Posted October 2, 2011 Author Posted October 2, 2011 ce sara sara.. "When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be Will I be pretty, will I be rich Here's what she said to me..." Son, we need to talk.
punjabiplaya Posted October 2, 2011 Author Posted October 2, 2011 better as a text but... Roses are red, poems are corny, take me to bed cause i'm feeling horny. When roses are red they need to be plucked and next time i see you, ur gonna get fecked! Ur so sexy, you drive me insane. Without you i feel so much pain. Ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber. Oh feck, im sorry, i got the wrong number!
punjabiplaya Posted October 2, 2011 Author Posted October 2, 2011 I treated the girlfriend to one of those 'fish pedicures' the other day and i must say i was very pleased with the result. Those piranhas don't feck about
punjabiplaya Posted October 2, 2011 Author Posted October 2, 2011 The bloke next door asked me if I wanted to try a wife swap. "I'm not sure," I said, "Will I get her back?" "Course!" he laughed "No, then."
punjabiplaya Posted October 2, 2011 Author Posted October 2, 2011 Some ugly spotty Kid was staring at me through the window today. I said, "Big Mac and Frys Please
Laaloo Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 My girlfriend told me to try and see things from a girl's point of view . . . . So I looked out the kitchen window
DomainK Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 I've just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, we just give you what you deserve.
DomainK Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 Shane Warne & Liz Hurley just announced their engagement- So it's true what they say then...The Hurley bird catches the Warne!
punjabi_khota Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 Please don't spoil this thread with non-non-veg jokes. Please keep it strictly adult.
punjabiplaya Posted October 4, 2011 Author Posted October 4, 2011 Amir was telling me that **** sex was a lot like his first car. he didn't really want it . . . but his Uncle gave it to him anyway!
punjabiplaya Posted October 4, 2011 Author Posted October 4, 2011 3 blacks up in court first one chargd with havin a gun the judge says take him out hang the bast*rd ! Second one charged with havin a gun judge says take him out hang the bast*rd ! Third one charged with havin 49 pence in his pocket judge says take him out hang the bast*rd ! His lawyer says but he didnt hav a gun ! Judge says i know but he was savin up for one!
punjabiplaya Posted October 4, 2011 Author Posted October 4, 2011 My wife rang me in work today. She whispered, "When you get home I'm going to be naked in bed." "The kids are staying at a friend's house tonight, aren't they?" I asked. "They sure are," she giggled. "Great," I replied. "I'll sleep in their room." :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted October 4, 2011 Author Posted October 4, 2011 Saw a chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. Gave me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.
punjabiplaya Posted October 4, 2011 Author Posted October 4, 2011 Amanda Knox acquitted. Bet she has trouble finding a room mate now
Sid Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 Amir was telling me that **** sex was a lot like his first car. he didn't really want it . . . but his Uncle gave it to him anyway! My wife rang me in work today. She whispered, "When you get home I'm going to be naked in bed." "The kids are staying at a friend's house tonight, aren't they?" I asked. "They sure are," she giggled. "Great," I replied. "I'll sleep in their room." :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Laaloo Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 3 guys walk into a bar The first guy says "I have got the smallest arm in? the world" The second guy "I have the smallest head in the world" The third guy "I have got the smallest d*ck in the world" The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records The first guy comes back and says "I really do have? the smallest? arm in the world" The second guy comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world" The third guy comes back angry " Who the ***** is JUSTIN BEIBER?
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