punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2011 Author Posted November 21, 2011 It's nearly that time again when that fat cu*t with the beard brings a load of sh*t presents round for the kids.. I feckin hate the mother in law.
punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2011 Author Posted November 21, 2011 COMING SOON 2YOUR TV: As a result of the growing number of foreigners coming2 the UK we now have 'The Immigrant Channel' with these great shows: Currynation St Ahmed-dale Bollyoaks Pakorama MiddleEast Enders Britain's Got Taliban U've Been Bombed Big Buddah Postman Pak I'm An Immigrant Get Me In2 Here Black Peter and for our Israeli friends Scooby Jew :D
punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2011 Author Posted November 21, 2011 Someone took a shot and hit the White House. The Secret Service have ruled out Emile Heskey
punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2011 Author Posted November 21, 2011 What do you call a Zulu with Parkinsons.? Shakes spear
punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2011 Author Posted November 21, 2011 I had an intense affair with a pakistani girl a few weeks ago but it ended when she was beaten and stabbed to death by her father and brothers in an honour type killing, maybe emailing them the pictures of her sucking my co*k was a bad idea but it was cheaper than paying for an abortion
punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2011 Author Posted November 21, 2011 My upstairs neighbour made a ground breaking discovery last night. He can't fly!
punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2011 Author Posted November 21, 2011 What bounces and makes kids cry?My donation cheque to Children in Need.
punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2011 Author Posted November 21, 2011 Whoever put "Too Cool to Do Drugs" on a pencil is a pratt. Every time you sharpen it, it changes to "Cool to Do Drugs", then "Do Drugs" and eventually "Drugs
punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2011 Author Posted November 21, 2011 I went into Subway today and asked for the biggest, greasiest and most expensive sub they had. They gave me Fernando Torres :haha:
Alchemist Posted November 22, 2011 Posted November 22, 2011 :hysterical::hysterical:....nice to have Punjabiplaya back !!
punjabiplaya Posted November 22, 2011 Author Posted November 22, 2011 :hysterical::hysterical:....nice to have Punjabiplaya back !! i saw couple of jokes...n thought my lovely jokes thread is being violated.....lol will post more... been busy with my son..who by the way in true punjabi style i have named him yuvraj singh!!!!:two_thumbs_up:
Sachin=GOD Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 i saw couple of jokes...n thought my lovely jokes thread is being violated.....lol will post more... been busy with my son..who by the way in true punjabi style i have named him yuvraj singh!!!!:two_thumbs_up: :two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up:
Laaloo Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore. The questions are as follows: ... 1) How long was the 100 yr war? A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150 Sardar says "I will skip this" 2) In which country are the Panamahats made? A) BRAZIL B) CHILE C) PANAMA D) ECUADOR Sardar asks for help from the University students 3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution? A) JANUARY B) SEPTEMBER C) OCTOBER D) NOVEMBER Sardar asks for help from general public 4) Which of these was King George VI first name? A) ELDER B) ALBERT C) GEORGE D) MANUEL Sardar asks for lucky cards 5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal: A) CANARY BIRD B) KANGAROO C) PUPPY D) RAT Sardar gives up. . ~ SCROLL DOWN ~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below: 1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453. 2) The Panama hat is made in Ecuador. 3) The October revolution is celebrated in November. 4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name. 5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies. Moral: Don't ever laugh on a Sardar again . . . !!! =P Via - Ashish Nasikar
Manny_Pacquiao Posted November 23, 2011 Posted November 23, 2011 I had an intense affair with a pakistani girl a few weeks ago but it ended when she was beaten and stabbed to death by her father and brothers in an honour type killing' date=' maybe emailing them the pictures of her sucking my co*k was a bad idea but it was cheaper than paying for an abortion[/quote'] oh my god :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2011 Author Posted November 25, 2011 SAD NEWS Just heard our local paki optician has passed away. Asif Eyecare
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2011 Author Posted November 25, 2011 I'm sat there watching Fatima Whitbread taking a shower under a jungle waterfall, wearing a skimpy bikini, and I'm thinking "don't get a hard-on! don't get a hard-on".....but she did.
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2011 Author Posted November 25, 2011 Sepp Blatter hits back at comments made on his hand shake statement."I was trying to say that most things that happen on the pitch can be solved with a handshake, or one of those high five things the nig*ers do." :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2011 Author Posted November 25, 2011 As I lay in bed, I felt a hand slowly reach down in to my boxers and start to play with my balls and then stroke my co*k. It was nice but I wasn't really in the mood. "Not tonight" I whispered, "I'm tired." "It doesn't work like that in here" said my cell mate.
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2011 Author Posted November 25, 2011 I took my son out for his first pint. Brought him a Fosters,he didn't like it so I had it. Then I brought him a Carlsberg,he didn't like that either. Same with Guinness and Cider. By the time we got to the Jack Daniel's I could hardly push his pram.
punjabiplaya Posted November 25, 2011 Author Posted November 25, 2011 Its just like the 80's, Pat Sharp, Sinitta and the bird from Hart to Hart on the TV......... And Chelsea are sh*t again!
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