Cricket_Hacker Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 A brain tumor patient with end-stage disease was informed that he needed an immediate brain transplant operation.The surgeon told him, 'You can have an Indian brain for $10,000 dollars or an American's for $25,000dollars or I can give you 10 gms. of a Paki's brain for $100,000 dollars.' The patient asked,'Why is the Paki's brain so much more expensive than the others?' Well,' replied the surgeon, 'we have to go through a lot of Pakistanis to find 10 gms of brain.'
Cricket_Hacker Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 What do you call 5 pakistanis driving down a hill in an opel astra??? Ans: A damn shame! they could have fit 6....
Cricket_Hacker Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 How come all the paki jokes are 1 liners - They do not deserve more...
Cricket_Hacker Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 Man goes 2fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis. Lady asks: what r u? He says: im a fireman. But you're only wearing a glass jar says the woman. Exactly. In an emergency, break glass,pull knob & I'll cum as fast as I can.. :haha: :haha::haha:
punjabiplaya Posted February 9, 2014 Author Posted February 9, 2014 Recently won a competition to see who could maintain an erection for the longest length of time. I had to beat off some stiff competition. :haha:
Yoda-esque Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 Mirza Ghalib to Shopkeeper :- "Ghilaaf-e-Auzaar Mazza-e-Mohabbat Bandish-e-Izaafaa e-Nasal" ka ek baksa chahiye.. Shopkeeper :- Kya?...Kya? Unki Begum Boli : "Condom" dedo is chu%ye ko
punjabiplaya Posted February 13, 2014 Author Posted February 13, 2014 Apparently scientists are saying semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression' It makes sense, because it's normally the miserable ones who don't fecking swallow in the first place. :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted February 13, 2014 Author Posted February 13, 2014 What's black and doesn't work? Half of London
punjabiplaya Posted February 13, 2014 Author Posted February 13, 2014 I asked the wife what she wants for Valentines Day. She said, "I'll give you a clue. Ex-England goalie." She thinks she's getting Flowers but instead she's getting Seaman
punjabiplaya Posted February 13, 2014 Author Posted February 13, 2014 My wife said that she always wanted to see what Venice looked like. So this weekend I'm taking her to Somerset
punjabiplaya Posted February 13, 2014 Author Posted February 13, 2014 Tiger Woods: Mum, why did dad name me "Tiger"? Mum: Cos I am Thai and your dad's a ni*ger
punjabiplaya Posted February 14, 2014 Author Posted February 14, 2014 Ken Barlow found not guilty. In summing up, the judge reckoned that his victims must all have been Manchester City supporters. You hear nothing from them for 40 odd years, then they all pipe up at once!
punjabiplaya Posted February 14, 2014 Author Posted February 14, 2014 I recently ordered a book entitled: Premature Ejaculation. It came so quickly :--D
Precambrian Posted February 15, 2014 Posted February 15, 2014 I am contemplating reporting this thread to the authorities for sheer racism here. I have appealed to the authorities time and again but they have not curtailed any of the nonsense. How'd it feel if pages after pages were of curry jokes and brown jokes?
SLICKR392 Posted February 15, 2014 Posted February 15, 2014 I am contemplating reporting this thread to the authorities for sheer racism here. I have appealed to the authorities time and again but they have not curtailed any of the nonsense. How'd it feel if pages after pages were of curry jokes and brown jokes? Have a laugh? Playa, please more curry jokes from hereon. This is the internet. Learn to deal with it !
Precambrian Posted February 15, 2014 Posted February 15, 2014 Have a laugh? Playa, please more curry jokes from hereon. This is the internet. Learn to deal with it ! Oh seriously? How about some jokes on your family? Would you take that as part of the bargain as well? This is the Internet. Yes I know. But that doesn't mean it is a free for all. Grow up.
SLICKR392 Posted February 16, 2014 Posted February 16, 2014 Oh seriously? How about some jokes on your family? Would you take that as part of the bargain as well? This is the Internet. Yes I know. But that doesn't mean it is a free for all. Grow up. Honestly, heard plenty about my family. As I stated, its the internet. No one gives a crap ! Grow up? You are the only one whose whining here. Don't bother reading them. What's the big deal?
SLICKR392 Posted February 16, 2014 Posted February 16, 2014 ^ TFS. What show is it that they show in the beginning?
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