punjabiplaya Posted April 9, 2014 Author Posted April 9, 2014 Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman? A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
punjabiplaya Posted April 9, 2014 Author Posted April 9, 2014 Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
punjabiplaya Posted April 9, 2014 Author Posted April 9, 2014 Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted April 9, 2014 Author Posted April 9, 2014 Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward.... Forward... Stop and eject.
punjabiplaya Posted April 9, 2014 Author Posted April 9, 2014 7 qualities of a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible Energetic Adorable Sweet Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S
punjabiplaya Posted April 9, 2014 Author Posted April 9, 2014 Q: Who is a gynecologist? A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure. Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new HOLES
punjabiplaya Posted April 9, 2014 Author Posted April 9, 2014 Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front :--D
punjabiplaya Posted April 9, 2014 Author Posted April 9, 2014 TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi? SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 L*nd & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI".. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted April 9, 2014 Author Posted April 9, 2014 Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping . She Removes Her Top, More Claps.. .. Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps .. & thong, Total Silence????. . . . Moral : You Cant Clap With 1Hand
punjabiplaya Posted April 9, 2014 Author Posted April 9, 2014 Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . . Wife: I have fever . . . Husband : I know that, So i have powdered my penis with Crocin Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!
SLICKR392 Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping . She Removes Her Top, More Claps.. .. Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps .. & thong, Total Silence????. . . . Moral : You Cant Clap With 1Hand :cantstop:
Desi Cartman Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi? SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 L*nd & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI".. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Lol
punjabiplaya Posted April 10, 2014 Author Posted April 10, 2014 I called 999 for an ambulance today. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the operator. "I stubbed my toe on the coffee table." I replied. "And you want an ambulance for that?" he laughed. I said, "No, it's for my wife, she shouldn't have laughed." :finger:
punjabiplaya Posted April 10, 2014 Author Posted April 10, 2014 Arriving at the resort in the Kenya, I quickly realised there had been a terrible misunderstanding with my travel agent when I requested 'somewhere with affordable beautiful white b*tches' :--D
punjabiplaya Posted April 13, 2014 Author Posted April 13, 2014 My mate Dave came back to his house after a drinking session and shot his girlfriend five times whilst she was on the bog. He said he had too much to drink and thought she was a burglar. I don't think he was that drunk though, he was just acting Pist
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2014 Author Posted April 20, 2014 After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for almost 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it. :--D:--D
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2014 Author Posted April 20, 2014 My weightlifting coach told me to train harder. Now I only go to the gym with an erection. :two_thumbs_up:
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