punjabiplaya Posted April 27, 2010 Author Posted April 27, 2010 Builder on a 3rd floor forgot 2 bring his saw up with him. He shouts down to paddy, but he cant hear him. So he does sign language. He points to his eye (i) his knee (need) & moves his hand back and forth in a saw motion. paddy nods, pulls down his pants and starts w*nking. Furious, the builder runs downstairs, 'what the hell are you doin', 'I said i need my saw'! 'I know says paddy, ' just letting you know i was cumin'.
punjabiplaya Posted April 27, 2010 Author Posted April 27, 2010 A German dwarf came 2 London and whilst there went 2 a prostitute. She thought he'll never manage & should b easy money just b4 he started he put a big spring on each elbow and knee and sh*gged her for 4hrs non stop she said breathlessly how do you manage that? He said it's my foursprung dwarftechnique :hysterical::hysterical:
Dravid Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 Builder on a 3rd floor forgot 2 bring his saw up with him. He shouts down to paddy' date=' but he cant hear him. So he does sign language. He points to his eye (i) his knee (need) & moves his hand back and forth in a saw motion. paddy nods, pulls down his pants and starts w*nking. Furious, the builder runs downstairs, 'what the hell are you doin', 'I said i need my saw'! 'I know says paddy, ' just letting you know i was cumin'.[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Jadoo Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stella. Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stella?". Bloke replies, "I had 12 pints of Stella last night, and when I got home I was fecking skint". Barman says, "Well 12 pints of anything will cost the same!!". Bloke replies, "Skint is my dog...."
Jadoo Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 A man was walking round East Ham and covering paki's in petrol and settiung fire to them. When the police finally caught him and asked him what the feck he was doing, he said about 6 to the gallon.
Guest Gunner Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 A German dwarf came 2 London and whilst there went 2 a prostitute. She thought he'll never manage & should b easy money just b4 he started he put a big spring on each elbow and knee and sh*gged her for 4hrs non stop she said breathlessly how do you manage that? He said it's my foursprung dwarftechnique :hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2010 Author Posted April 28, 2010 I joined a masturbation group today walked out after 5 minutes .bunch of w*nkers
punjabiplaya Posted April 28, 2010 Author Posted April 28, 2010 Aren't nursery rhymes catchy.. Hickory dickory dock The sl*t was suckin a c*ck Her hair got tangled The bit*h got strangled But at least she swallowed the lot! :hysterical:
Laaloo Posted April 29, 2010 Posted April 29, 2010 2 lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying,"love is blind". Boy in air opened his parachute saying,"love never dies"........!!
punjabiplaya Posted April 30, 2010 Author Posted April 30, 2010 Dawn french so upset about spliting with lenny henry she has gone on hunger strike Doctors have given her 24 years to live
punjabiplaya Posted April 30, 2010 Author Posted April 30, 2010 3 Irishmen in a bar. Paddy says"My locals better than this, you buy 2 drinks and the 3rds free" Mick says, "Well in my local you buy 1 drink you get the 2nd free" Murphy says, "Thats nothin. In my local you buy the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th,6th & 7th are free. Then you go out the back and get sh*gged senseless." "WOW," says the other two, "Has that actually happened to you?" "No," says Murphy, "But it happened to my sister. . ."
shubham45 Posted May 1, 2010 Posted May 1, 2010 playa just stop posting u r jokes some are funny bt some r irritating its enuf nw .................
Laaloo Posted May 1, 2010 Posted May 1, 2010 playa just stop posting u r jokes some are funny bt some r irritating its enuf nw .................
Jadoo Posted May 1, 2010 Posted May 1, 2010 playa just stop posting u r jokes some are funny bt some r irritating its enuf nw ................. Give it rest Shubnam, their far better than any of that garbage you post.
punjabiplaya Posted May 2, 2010 Author Posted May 2, 2010 To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana' 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face. 5. Sing Along At The Opera. 6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
CSK Fan Posted May 2, 2010 Posted May 2, 2010 playa just stop posting u r jokes some are funny bt some r irritating its enuf nw ................. WTF, they are great jokes, Buzz off
punjabiplaya Posted May 3, 2010 Author Posted May 3, 2010 2 indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine, both were rushed to hospital ... one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka :haha:
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