Sachinism Posted June 14, 2010 Posted June 14, 2010 Awesome jokes playa. Some really brutal ones, loving it :haha::haha:
punjabiplaya Posted June 14, 2010 Author Posted June 14, 2010 Just making the most of the hot weather by having a water fight with the pakis next door, thought id mail you all while the kettles boiling...!
punjabiplaya Posted June 14, 2010 Author Posted June 14, 2010 B&B from £6 a night, get p*ssed-up and ride on some of the world's best rollercoasters before taking in the match, guaranteed 3 points for your team and countless drunken slappers out on the town after the game...... Carlsberg don't do away games but the Premier League DOES ... welcome to Blackpool!
punjabiplaya Posted June 14, 2010 Author Posted June 14, 2010 Give £2 a month to a hungry african & what do they do? Buy a fecking trumpet!
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2010 Author Posted June 16, 2010 important helpful message for all uk drivers If your driving between the hours of 3pm and 5pm tomorrow afternoon then feel free to park anywhere you like . . . Nigeria are playing so all ticket wardens will be at home !
punjabiplaya Posted June 16, 2010 Author Posted June 16, 2010 What do you call a South African footballers wife?...... A GOLLIWAG!!
Jadoo Posted June 17, 2010 Posted June 17, 2010 important helpful message for all uk drivers If your driving between the hours of 3pm and 5pm tomorrow afternoon then feel free to park anywhere you like . . . Nigeria are playing so all ticket wardens will be at home ! What do you call a South African footballers wife?...... A GOLLIWAG!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted June 17, 2010 Author Posted June 17, 2010 South African police admit they're having problems with drug-dealers, thieves and sex fiends during the WC. They add things should improve when John Terry's family go home!
punjabiplaya Posted June 17, 2010 Author Posted June 17, 2010 Watching the World Cup is like being married. You're supposed to enjoy it, but there's a constant droning sound in the background.
Sachinism Posted June 18, 2010 Posted June 18, 2010 Chat up line You: Is your dad in prison? Her: No, why? You: Coz if I was your dad, I'd be locked up :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted June 21, 2010 Author Posted June 21, 2010 All future televised England matches have been moved to the gay adult channel. Apparently, the sight of 11 ars*holes frequently getting hammered for 90 mins was far too explicit for normal TV
punjabiplaya Posted June 21, 2010 Author Posted June 21, 2010 The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible" said Jamal Umbobo, aged 6.
Guest Gunner Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 All future televised England matches have been moved to the gay adult channel. Apparently' date=' the sight of 11 ars*holes frequently getting hammered for 90 mins was far too explicit for normal TV[/quote'] The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope' date=' constantly struggling and facing the impossible" said Jamal Umbobo, aged 6.[/quote'] Subah'nallah. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Gunner_Mania Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 On Monday, Spain meet Honduras at Jo'Berg. On Tuesday, Greece meet Argentina at Polokwane. On Wednesday, England meet France at the airport!
Jadoo Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 Oxo who are well known in creating chicken and vegetable stock have created a new stock cube. They have changed the colour of the cube to white, and have inserted a red cross on it. Their thinking of calling it the laughing stock.
Jadoo Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 -What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. -I'm shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after the Algeria game. Who knew he could even string a sentence together! -What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee. -What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day. -Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England's top scorer. -I can't believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian -Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door
gaurav92 Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 -What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. -I'm shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after the Algeria game. Who knew he could even string a sentence together! -What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee. -What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day. -Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England's top scorer. -I can't believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian -Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Lord Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 -What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. -I'm shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after the Algeria game. Who knew he could even string a sentence together! -What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee. -What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day. -Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England's top scorer. -I can't believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian -Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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