punjabiplaya Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 This world cup has turned out like WW2! The French surrendered early, the USA arrive last minute and we are left to fight the fuc*ing Germans
punjabiplaya Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 This sexy bird looked at my beer belly and said "Is that Carlsberg or Tetleys?" I said "There's a tap underneath love if u wanna taste it!
punjabiplaya Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10minutes licking his ears..Personally i think its b*llocks They reckon that beer contains female hormones and i think they are right.After 8 pints i talk sh*t and cant drive
punjabiplaya Posted June 25, 2010 Author Posted June 25, 2010 England fans have been told to arrive at the stadium early on sunday to get a seat before it has a fecking towel on it!
punjabiplaya Posted June 25, 2010 Author Posted June 25, 2010 After elimination from the world cup the Nigerian & Algerian squads are expected to be back home in England tomorrow.
punjabiplaya Posted June 25, 2010 Author Posted June 25, 2010 As we are approaching the first anniversary of Michael Jackson's death, I think it would be appropriate to pause for a moment and think of all those he touched. Genetic scientists in America have used DNA from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenneger 2 create a clone. They have called it Michael Wasanigger
Dark Warrior Posted June 26, 2010 Posted June 26, 2010 A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything. His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?" Oh, no: I never found her head.
Laaloo Posted June 26, 2010 Posted June 26, 2010 Genetic scientists in America have used DNA from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenneger 2 create a clone. They have called it Michael Wasanigger :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Dark Warrior Posted June 26, 2010 Posted June 26, 2010 Ek ladki ne army join kiya.... After 2 months, her boyfriend asked her :- Kaisi life hai wahan ? ...Girl :- Khaak life....Sara din " YES-SIR " aur sari raat " BAS-SIR " karne mein nikal jaati hai...! ;-D
Sachinism Posted June 26, 2010 Posted June 26, 2010 When I heard that the black stars had scored I thought that Tiger Woods and Ashley Cole were up to their old tricks.
punjabiplaya Posted June 26, 2010 Author Posted June 26, 2010 A black man goes to doctors and says "doctor everytime i have sex with a white woman my eyes burn"....... Doctor replies "that'll be the pepper spray.''
punjabiplaya Posted June 26, 2010 Author Posted June 26, 2010 Best Matrimonial Advert in a Punjab Newspaper... 'Woman aged 45. No Child. Divorced from a Sardar After 25yrs of Marriage. "Still Virgin from Front." !!
punjabiplaya Posted June 26, 2010 Author Posted June 26, 2010 when u next see the girl who u fancy and want to impress with your knowledge n asthetics "Love is a temptation caused by a sensation when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for the next generation. do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?"
punjabiplaya Posted June 27, 2010 Author Posted June 27, 2010 David Blaine is said to be gutted because his record of doing feck all in a box for 42 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney. WEATHER FORECAST: the north of England will experience severe flooding, This is due to the whole of Scotland p*ssing themselves laughing.
punjabiplaya Posted June 27, 2010 Author Posted June 27, 2010 For centuries, Asian women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion,but the Indian Embassy has recently revealed the true story.When a Asian woman gets married,she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a corner shop, a petrol station,a takeaway,a taxi cab or a doctors practice.If nothing is there,he must remain in India to answer phones and provide us with technical support!!
Sachinism Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 The England team will make history today. They'll be the first white men to land in England and told to F off back to Africa
punjabiplaya Posted June 28, 2010 Author Posted June 28, 2010 uk forecast Make the most of this nice weather we having, I've just heard on the long range forecast its going to change. Apparently there's a shower of sh*t coming over from South Africa.
punjabiplaya Posted June 29, 2010 Author Posted June 29, 2010 Bloke walks into a brothel and says "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?" The Madam replies £37.50 He replies "WOW, what do i get for that?" She says "A fecking England top!!
punjabiplaya Posted June 29, 2010 Author Posted June 29, 2010 Fabio capello has set up a friendly match against iceland to try to cheer the fans up. If we beat them, we go on to play tesco's and then sainsburys.
gaurav92 Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 Bloke walks into a brothel and says "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?" The Madam replies £37.50 He replies "WOW, what do i get for that?" She says "A fecking England top!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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