punjabiplaya Posted September 15, 2010 Author Posted September 15, 2010 Little Johnny's Teacher says - whoever can answer the following questions can have half day off school. Who said ".ask not what your country can do for you" - b4 Johnny can open his mouth Nancy shouts "John F Kennedy" Teacher says "very good Nancy you can go" Teacher asks "who said - I have a dream" - b4 Johnny can open his mouth Mary shouts - "Martin Luther King" Teacher says very good Mary you can go" Johnny is raging & just as teacher turns her back Johnny says "I wish those bitc*s wud keep their fecking mouths shut" Teacher looks & says "who said that" Johnny replies "Wayne rooney - c u tomorrow"
Laaloo Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Little Johnny's Teacher says - whoever can answer the following questions can have half day off school. Who said ".ask not what your country can do for you" - b4 Johnny can open his mouth Nancy shouts "John F Kennedy" Teacher says "very good Nancy you can go" Teacher asks "who said - I have a dream" - b4 Johnny can open his mouth Mary shouts - "Martin Luther King" Teacher says very good Mary you can go" Johnny is raging & just as teacher turns her back Johnny says "I wish those bitc*s wud keep their fecking mouths shut" Teacher looks & says "who said that" Johnny replies "Wayne rooney - c u tomorrow" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Guest Gunner Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Little Johnny's Teacher says - whoever can answer the following questions can have half day off school. Who said ".ask not what your country can do for you" - b4 Johnny can open his mouth Nancy shouts "John F Kennedy" Teacher says "very good Nancy you can go" Teacher asks "who said - I have a dream" - b4 Johnny can open his mouth Mary shouts - "Martin Luther King" Teacher says very good Mary you can go" Johnny is raging & just as teacher turns her back Johnny says "I wish those bitc*s wud keep their fecking mouths shut" Teacher looks & says "who said that" Johnny replies "Wayne rooney - c u tomorrow" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted September 16, 2010 Author Posted September 16, 2010 Q. What's white and sticky and found on the wall of a prison cell? A. George Michael's latest release. 'I know it's only been a day, but I'm sick of this attention. My c*ck being sucked and being bummed at will. I'm going to ask to go into solitary confinement' ... said George Michael's cellmate.
punjabiplaya Posted September 16, 2010 Author Posted September 16, 2010 Why do black people only have nightmares ? The last one who had a dream got shot.
punjabiplaya Posted September 16, 2010 Author Posted September 16, 2010 I'm in trouble with the missus again. Went out for a nice meal last night & I said "You've got a bit of food on your chin." When she went to wipe it off, all I said was, "No, the other chin."
punjabiplaya Posted September 16, 2010 Author Posted September 16, 2010 A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "feck off, you won't bring it back." :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted September 16, 2010 Author Posted September 16, 2010 A chinese couple have become the first of their kind to have an albino baby. Just goes to show, two Wongs can make a white!
punjabiplaya Posted September 16, 2010 Author Posted September 16, 2010 The missus has finally agreed to do anal. But what the feck is a strap-on.? What do george michael and the trapped miners have in common? They will all be free after 8 weeks of hard drilling.
punjabiplaya Posted September 16, 2010 Author Posted September 16, 2010 'How many men have you slept with in your life'..... a man asks his wife. 'Only you' she replies...... 'For the rest I was wide awake'! Took a dislexic bird home last night.She ended up cooking my sock :hysterical:
Guest Gunner Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 A chinese couple have become the first of their kind to have an albino baby. Just goes to show' date=' two Wongs can make a white![/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sachinism Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 What is 6.9? A good thing spoiled by a period
Shane Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 What is 6.9? A good thing spoiled by a period :cantstop:
DomainK Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 What is 6.9? A good thing spoiled by a period :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sachinism Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 A pedophile, Nazi and a Celtic fan walked into a bar The barman said, "What would you like your holyness?"
Dark Warrior Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 What is 6.9? A good thing spoiled by a period That's the beauty of Mathematics!!
punjabiplaya Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 A Pakistani has been run over by a reversing car. He is still alive but only just. Police are urging the driver to come forward.......
punjabiplaya Posted September 17, 2010 Author Posted September 17, 2010 After meeting Susan Boyle and Michelle McManus yesterday, the Pope said he was not in the least bit surprised his priests in Scotland were sh*gging young boys...
Sachinism Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 Nothing says 'I have faith' like having 3 inch bulletproof glass on the popemobile
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