gaurav92 Posted November 17, 2010 Posted November 17, 2010 A husband and wife were sitting watching TV, when he turned to his wife and said... "Babe, tell me something that will make me Happy and Sad all at the same time." She said ... "You've got the biggest c*ck out of all your mates. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted November 17, 2010 Author Posted November 17, 2010 Got caught bashing one out while sniffing my mate's sister's knickers yesterday. Wouldn't have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time. He went fecking ballistic! Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.
punjabiplaya Posted November 17, 2010 Author Posted November 17, 2010 A gang off mime artists tried to gang rape me they done unspeakable things to me
punjabiplaya Posted November 17, 2010 Author Posted November 17, 2010 What do you call a paki optician who doesnt give a feck about his patients? Asif Eyecare
punjabiplaya Posted November 17, 2010 Author Posted November 17, 2010 Kate Middleton, the first person to squeeze a finger into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed :haha:
Laaloo Posted November 17, 2010 Posted November 17, 2010 What do you call a paki optician who doesnt give a feck about his patients? Asif Eyecare good one :hysterical::hysterical:
Gunner_Mania Posted November 18, 2010 Posted November 18, 2010 Kate Middleton, the first person to squeeze a finger into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed :haha: Good one. The media circus on this for the next year or so is going to be unbearable, espcially once the wedding date is announced.
Sachinism Posted November 18, 2010 Posted November 18, 2010 Kate Middleton has said she is devastated she never got to meet Princess Diana. Not long now love
punjabiplaya Posted November 19, 2010 Author Posted November 19, 2010 My girlfriend had "Christmas" tattooed on one side of her pu*sy and "New Year" on the other side. I said,"Why have you had that done?" She said,"Your always moaning there's nothing to eat between christmas and new year!"
punjabiplaya Posted November 19, 2010 Author Posted November 19, 2010 BREAKING NEWS veena maliks text to mohammed asif leaked to press......... The Police are looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the ass. What should I do? Pretend I don't know you?
gaurav92 Posted November 20, 2010 Posted November 20, 2010 My girlfriend had "Christmas" tattooed on one side of her pu*sy and "New Year" on the other side. I said' date='"Why have you had that done?" She said,"Your always moaning there's nothing to eat between christmas and new year!"[/quote'] BREAKING NEWS veena maliks text to mohammed asif leaked to press......... The Police are looking 4 a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and likes it up the ass. What should I do? Pretend I don't know you? :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sid Posted November 20, 2010 Posted November 20, 2010 My girlfriend had "Christmas" tattooed on one side of her pu*sy and "New Year" on the other side. I said' date='"Why have you had that done?" She said,"Your always moaning there's nothing to eat between christmas and new year!"[/quote'] :cantstop:
gaurav92 Posted November 21, 2010 Posted November 21, 2010 Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!" The Teacher fainted.
punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2010 Author Posted November 21, 2010 Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles, Are my testicles black ? Nurse raises his gown, holds his dick in one hand & his balls in the other she takes a close look & says "There's nothing wrong with them Sir." Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly, "Thanks 4 that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully, "Are-my-test-re-sults-back?"
punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2010 Author Posted November 21, 2010 old but gold Four people on a train; an sadar, a Paki, an Old Lady & a Fit Blonde with huge t*ts. The train goes into a tunnel & they hear a loud slap! When they come out of the tunnel the Paki's rubbing his face. Old Lady thinks: "I bet he touched that Fit Blonde & got slapped!" Fit Blonde thinks: "I bet he tried to touch me but touched the old lady instead & got slapped." sadar thinks: "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that feckin Paki again!"
punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2010 Author Posted November 21, 2010 I walked into the bedroom to find my bird asleep with a pencil in her p*ssy and a copy of the Times crossword by the side of her, completed... I thought...what a clever *****!
punjabiplaya Posted November 21, 2010 Author Posted November 21, 2010 Christmas is comin & my ass is gettin fat, i hate feckin christmas & Santa is a tw*t. The credit crunch is on, & times r really hard, so u can consider this mail, ur F*kin christmas card!! MERRY CHRISTMAS :) Scroll down & you'll see Santa's Willy!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Act your Fecking age, "THERE IS NO SANTA" & what do you want to see his c*ck for?, WEIRDO!
punjabiplaya Posted November 22, 2010 Author Posted November 22, 2010 My wife asked the other night where i would like to be buried. Apparently 'Up to my balls in her younger sister" was not the right answer
Sid Posted November 23, 2010 Posted November 23, 2010 My wife asked the other night where i would like to be buried. Apparently 'Up to my balls in her younger sister" was not the right answer :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sachin=GOD Posted November 23, 2010 Posted November 23, 2010 Email addresses of some Pakistani cricketers: Salman Butt- Mr.Fix-it@ Cricket-Matches.Com Kamran Akmal- Drop-A-Catch@ Crucial-Match.Com Younis Khan- Useless@ All-Levels.Com Shoaib Malik- Useful-Only@ India-Games.Com Mohammad Yousuf: 30_Overs_Waste@ Slow_Pace.Com Inazamam Ul Haq: 1st-Of-All_Thanks-2-Allah@ ICL.Com Shahid Afridi- Over-Rated@ Boom_Boom.Com Rana Naved-Ul-Hasan- Always4enemy_Service@ Free.Com Fawad Alam- Why-I-M-There@ Only_God_Knows.Com Umar Gul- Yorker_Master@ T20.Com Shoaib Akhtar- Found@ Pcb-Head_Office.Com
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