punjabiplaya Posted March 15, 2011 Author Posted March 15, 2011 Amirs on his wedding night cuddling after great sex with his new Thai wife,shes lying there stroking his penis. Amir ask 'do u want more sex'? 'No' she replies, 'I'm just admiring your co*k... I really miss mine. :hysterical:
Sachin=GOD Posted March 15, 2011 Posted March 15, 2011 Amirs on his wedding night cuddling after great sex with his new Thai wife,shes lying there stroking his penis. Amir ask 'do u want more sex'? 'No' she replies, 'I'm just admiring your co*k... I really miss mine. :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Laaloo Posted March 15, 2011 Posted March 15, 2011 Amirs on his wedding night cuddling after great sex with his new Thai wife,shes lying there stroking his penis. Amir ask 'do u want more sex'? 'No' she replies, 'I'm just admiring your co*k... I really miss mine. :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
kabira Posted March 15, 2011 Posted March 15, 2011 2 married ladies go on holiday to the Caribbean & meet a muscular Black guy. After a week of fantastic 3some sex they ask his name. He says my name's Snow. The ladies start laughing' date=' he asks what's so funny? Their reply ..."Our husbands will never believe we had 10 inches of feckin Snow in the Caribbean![/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted March 15, 2011 Author Posted March 15, 2011 You're in bed, you're alone, u hear a noise, u go downstairs, it's dark, your TV's floating in the air, wot do u say?. . . . . . . . . Drop it u black fecker
punjabiplaya Posted March 15, 2011 Author Posted March 15, 2011 A man walks in to Ann Summers to buy see through lingerie for his wife. He gets a nice set for £150. He presents it to her & asks her to model it. Upstairs the wife thinks 'It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, Ill do the modelling naked & return it tommorow & get a £150 refund & keep the money for myself'. She appears naked & strikes a pose. Husband says 'Feck me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.
punjabiplaya Posted March 15, 2011 Author Posted March 15, 2011 Paki dies & goes up to heaven. Angel at the gate says "What the FECK do you want paki?" Paki says "I'm here for Jesus". Angel shouts "JESUS, HAVE YOU ORDERED A TAXI?" :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted March 15, 2011 Author Posted March 15, 2011 A wise man once said, "You should treat your women the way you treat your hoover ... When it stops sucking........ Change the fecking bag" :hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted March 15, 2011 Author Posted March 15, 2011 I've just had a letter back from screwfix. They said they're not a dating agency.
punjabiplaya Posted March 15, 2011 Author Posted March 15, 2011 David cameron has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits. From next week the forms will only be printed in english.
punjabiplaya Posted March 15, 2011 Author Posted March 15, 2011 A syndicate of six black people have won the £113m Euro lottery. They said they are going to emigrate to Thailand, and become Thai-coons
punjabi_khota Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 You're in bed, you're alone, u hear a noise, u go downstairs, it's dark, your TV's floating in the air, wot do u say?. . . . . . . . . Drop it u black fecker :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Dark Warrior Posted March 16, 2011 Posted March 16, 2011 Paki dies & goes up to heaven. Angel at the gate says "What the FECK do you want paki?" Paki says "I'm here for Jesus". Angel shouts "JESUS, HAVE YOU ORDERED A TAXI?" :hysterical: :haha::haha:
punjabiplaya Posted March 16, 2011 Author Posted March 16, 2011 You have to feel sorry for the foreign basta*ds. The trauma of losing everything in almost an instant. Oh well, there's always next season Arsenal!!
punjabiplaya Posted March 16, 2011 Author Posted March 16, 2011 Guy meets a girl in the park, there was a spark between then & she fell at his feet. As he was shagging her he thought, "these taser guns are well worth the money."
punjabiplaya Posted March 16, 2011 Author Posted March 16, 2011 I think I may have misunderstood my boss when she told me that she loved seeing me hard at work. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted March 16, 2011 Author Posted March 16, 2011 Mr Singh walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect tits. He says to her "Hey miss can I bite ur tits for £100. She tells him to feck off. So he says would u let me bite ur tits for £100,000 - she thinks about it & agrees. As soon as he sees them he grabs them & starts caressing & fondling them & kissing & licking them! The woman says "Well are u gonna bite them? Nah says Mr Singh costs too much!!!
punjabiplaya Posted March 16, 2011 Author Posted March 16, 2011 amirs new wife says to her mate "Sex with my husband is like the National Lottery draw ... ... Same old Balls, No chance of a 69 and after 20 seconds, it all ends in a fecking rollover!
punjabiplaya Posted March 16, 2011 Author Posted March 16, 2011 The Japanese government have thanked Britain for the rescue dogs they sent out. They said they were delicious with rice and bean shoots
punjabiplaya Posted March 16, 2011 Author Posted March 16, 2011 A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it.. That means that a normal Ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5 TB in about 3 seconds.. N u thought nothing is faster than google..
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