bihutoli Posted March 23, 2011 Posted March 23, 2011 Theres a debate in the middle east about whether or not the flintstones should be shown on tv. The people in dubai dont understand the humour, but the people in abi dabi doo! :haha: :hysterical: Class!
EnterTheVoid Posted March 23, 2011 Posted March 23, 2011 Just read this gem in my inbox. -------- I did courier driving for a bit when I was younger and I used to deliver things to this guy whose job it was to grind rust off metal gates. He had a tiny little shed in an industrial estate and pretty much all he did all day was grind these gates. He had a big sign out the front of his shed that said mechanical engineering. There certainly wasn't any mechanical engineering going on there from what I could see. Rusty gate restoration would have been a better title I think. Yeah, I think engineering has gone from "using maths and science to solve problems in a professional manner", to just "doing something". ---------- hahahahah. ****ing brilliant.
punjabi_khota Posted March 23, 2011 Posted March 23, 2011 :mad: :wall: STFU SREE OZ. First off, that joke is not even funny, and secondly, you posted it 3, THREE TIMES!!! :WTF:
Dark Warrior Posted March 23, 2011 Posted March 23, 2011 :mad: :wall: STFU SREE OZ. First off' date=' that joke is not even funny, and secondly, you posted it 3, THREE TIMES!!! :WTF:[/quote'] :haha: :P
Sachinism Posted March 23, 2011 Posted March 23, 2011 My daughter has Bieber fever. Or, as it's medically known, Down's Syndrome. BBC NEWS: Kenya offer condolences to Japan. Trust the Africans to get friendly when water is involved. My wife has asked me to get her some gloves to wear at her mother's funeral. Does anyone know where I can buy those giant foam fingers?
f.b.m Posted March 23, 2011 Posted March 23, 2011 Isn't it ironic? Fish are now eating raw Japanese. :nervous:
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 Saw Amir earlier today, he had just received a text from his girlfriend to break up with him. he was upset. One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person."
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 2 OAP's are enjoying oral sex together....the old man says, "i cant stay down here for too long it stinks".....the old lady replies "sorry its my arthritis"....man replies "arthritis in ur Fanny!?".... "no!" says the old lady......"the arthritis is in my shoulder, I can't wipe my ar*e!!"
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 Failed a job interview today. Apparently gangbanging isn't proof that you have worked as part of a team.
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 Libya is now a no fly zone, unlike Pakistan where the smelly feckers are covered in them!
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 What's the difference between E.T and a paki?E.T looks better, smells better, doesn't claim benefits, owns his own bike and wanted to go home!
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 A French war hero, a peaceful paki and the Loch Ness Monster are sitting in a bar.Who is the odd one out?The Loch Ness Monster, because there is a chance that he actually exists.
f.b.m Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 Just got back to Britain from Libya, what a ****ing nightmare! The constant threat of violence from gun toting arabs; a leader who's completely lost touch with his people; every white person in sight looking completely terrified and trying their best to hold on to their belongings and their lives, stuck in what is essentially a muslim country with no where to turn! I wish i'd stayed in ****ing Libya.
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 For a cheap laugh at my wife's expense.... I put a party popper into her tampon box.
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 My wife came in from work tonight and announced she wanted to have a boob job."Why?" I asked "you have lovely boobs and more than a mouthful is a waste. Besides we can't afford it"She said "wouldn't you like to have some 36 FF's to play with"After 30 mins of nagging I gave in. I gave her a roll of tissue paper and told her to rub a couple of pieces down her cleavage once a day and soon she would have the boobs she desired."do you think that will work?" she asked"don't see why not" I replied. "it's worked for your ar*e
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 Apple have scrapped their plans for a new childrens iPod. Apparently iTouch Kids was not a good product name.. :cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 Today my wife brought me home a tub of ice cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. To which she cheekily replied "As hard as ur co*k when ur thinking about me naked" I said "Go on then pour me some"....
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 I watched intently as the 'other' woman slowly peeled off my girlfriend's panties, and stared closely as she delicately inserted her fingers into my girlfriends pussy. Naturally, I undid my trousers and started wanki*g. Midwives eh!.. Got no fecking sense of humour at all!.
punjabiplaya Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 Some bastard has pinched a pair of amirs wife's knickers off the washing line. Shes not bothered about the knickers but wants the 22 pegs back.
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