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Theres a debate in the middle east about whether or not the flintstones should be shown on tv. The people in dubai dont understand the humour, but the people in abi dabi doo! :haha:
:hysterical: Class!
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Just read this gem in my inbox. -------- I did courier driving for a bit when I was younger and I used to deliver things to this guy whose job it was to grind rust off metal gates. He had a tiny little shed in an industrial estate and pretty much all he did all day was grind these gates. He had a big sign out the front of his shed that said mechanical engineering. There certainly wasn't any mechanical engineering going on there from what I could see. Rusty gate restoration would have been a better title I think. Yeah, I think engineering has gone from "using maths and science to solve problems in a professional manner", to just "doing something". ---------- hahahahah. ****ing brilliant.

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My daughter has Bieber fever. Or, as it's medically known, Down's Syndrome. BBC NEWS: Kenya offer condolences to Japan. Trust the Africans to get friendly when water is involved. My wife has asked me to get her some gloves to wear at her mother's funeral. Does anyone know where I can buy those giant foam fingers?

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2 OAP's are enjoying oral sex together....the old man says, "i cant stay down here for too long it stinks".....the old lady replies "sorry its my arthritis"....man replies "arthritis in ur Fanny!?".... "no!" says the old lady......"the arthritis is in my shoulder, I can't wipe my ar*e!!"

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A French war hero, a peaceful paki and the Loch Ness Monster are sitting in a bar.Who is the odd one out?The Loch Ness Monster, because there is a chance that he actually exists.

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Just got back to Britain from Libya, what a ****ing nightmare! The constant threat of violence from gun toting arabs; a leader who's completely lost touch with his people; every white person in sight looking completely terrified and trying their best to hold on to their belongings and their lives, stuck in what is essentially a muslim country with no where to turn! I wish i'd stayed in ****ing Libya.

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My wife came in from work tonight and announced she wanted to have a boob job."Why?" I asked "you have lovely boobs and more than a mouthful is a waste. Besides we can't afford it"She said "wouldn't you like to have some 36 FF's to play with"After 30 mins of nagging I gave in. I gave her a roll of tissue paper and told her to rub a couple of pieces down her cleavage once a day and soon she would have the boobs she desired."do you think that will work?" she asked"don't see why not" I replied. "it's worked for your ar*e

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Today my wife brought me home a tub of ice cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. To which she cheekily replied "As hard as ur co*k when ur thinking about me naked" I said "Go on then pour me some"....

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I watched intently as the 'other' woman slowly peeled off my girlfriend's panties, and stared closely as she delicately inserted her fingers into my girlfriends pussy. Naturally, I undid my trousers and started wanki*g. Midwives eh!.. Got no fecking sense of humour at all!.

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