Rajiv Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 INSTALLING HUSBAND A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, _______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ Reply DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!
DomainK Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Husband 1.0 is a great app. It usually takes a dumb user to find errors in that.
Temujin Khaghan Posted January 30, 2010 Posted January 30, 2010 The woman better keep Husband 1.0 satisfied or else the latter will search for a Mistress 9.3Z which is a lot more satisfactory and a lot less headache.
Rajiv Posted January 30, 2010 Author Posted January 30, 2010 She replied back, she settled for iVibrate
Dark Warrior Posted January 30, 2010 Posted January 30, 2010 She replied back' date=' she settled for iVibrate[/quote'] :haha::haha:
achilles Posted January 30, 2010 Posted January 30, 2010 Why aren't any women replying to this thread? I think this thread is a great compliment for their brain or something like that :hysterical:
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